Sam Juan Els

Singing songs from the heart... and other organs, on a musical journey from my mother's uterus to yours.

[Ollie the Optimalist @OllieOptimalist]

Should anyone be allowed to have so much wealth that their unilateral decisions can affect millions of people's lives?
https://t.co/f9FXuDvUly
@elonmusk @Twitter @Tesla @SpaceX
#elonmusk #twitter #tesla #spacex #wealth #billionaires #tech #philanthropy

[Ollie the Optimalist @OllieOptimalist]

You might be wondering what an #Optimalist even is #Optimalism #UnitedHumans #love #fairness #science https://t.co/55jln9804Q

[Ollie the Optimalist @OllieOptimalist]

In support of #Ukraine I covered the @OfficialSting song #Russians. Please forgive my rusty vocal cords! #Endwar #istandwithukraine #peace #love #UnitedHumans
https://t.co/XMfXpVl30B

[Ollie the Optimalist @OllieOptimalist]

If people could agree on just three things, we'd have a basis to solve every problem we face: #LOVE, #FAIRNESS, #SCIENCE
Add your voice at https://t.co/E2d7bgZ1Xz
#Optimalism #UnitedHumans

[Ollie the Optimalist @OllieOptimalist]

Imagine a world with no #politicians and no #billionaires. That’s exactly the kind of world United Humans is working towards.
#UnitedHumans #Optimalism
https://t.co/MfjsjqeJJG

[Ollie Rankin @Ollie_Rankin]

#SplendourXR doesn’t even start til tomorrow, but people are already lining up at the entrance: https://t.co/zuv9oaTGWx @SITG

[Ollie Rankin @Ollie_Rankin]

If you're stuck deciding between boredom and catching COVID-19 next weekend, there's another option, the world's first multi-day multi-stage virtual music and arts festival, Lost Horizon, that I've been working on with an amazing global team: https://t.co/DnQTVZ4HjG

[ftttts @ftttts]

“would you like fires with that?” #AmazonFire #AmazonFires #ActForTheAmazon #ActForAmazonia #AmazoniaSOS #ExtinctionRebellion #ActOnClimate

[Sam Juan Els @samjuanels]

Sam Juan Els lives on! A script based on “the Masta of Seduction” has been optioned by My Precious Pictures with a #MeToo-aware short to follow. https://t.co/ejNOUll1J6

[the Poet Heckler @thePoetHeckler]

Does anyone else suspect that the letter @RandPaul delivered to #Putin from @realDonaldTrump says “we’ll remove these new sanctions and all the old ones too if you keep the @GOP in power in the midterms”?

[Sam Juan Els @samjuanels]

It's official. My #iPhone6 has worse #batterylife than the communal vibrator at a nunnery! #iPhoneSux

[the Poet Heckler @thePoetHeckler]

You probably thought @POTUS and @POTUS44 had nothing in common. Turns out they both like water sports. https://t.co/zSngkFld8S #Peeotus

[the Poet Heckler @thePoetHeckler]

"My Final Offer" - a spoken word piece about @realDonaldTrump & a stolen election #TheResistance #HateIsTheNewHope https://t.co/bT61O0iCkm

[KickHimInTheTweets @KickimintTweets]

RT and Fav if you think @billmaher would Kick #Trump in the Tweets https://t.co/t4kKAu51ys #TheResistance #KHITT

[Sam Juan Els @samjuanels]

A musical comedy take on #AlternativeFacts https://t.co/0pU9FjTwJY

[KickHimInTheTweets @KickimintTweets]

What if you could press a button to drown #Trump out on Twitter? Pls support our #crowdfunding - https://t.co/VbrxP90NNd #TheResistance #IoT

[Sam Juan Els @samjuanels]

Figured out #Brexit: by voting against self-interest, the #UK once & for all staked their claim on #irony. Will #EU grant a #PDO?

[Sam Juan Els @samjuanels]

Great new innovation out of Vancouver: the self-riding bike. https://t.co/IrjrrsxyiV

[Sam Juan Els @samjuanels]

Here's a challenge: 5 hrs to cut the 5min #DefinitionOfRomance down to 2mins. #NYFSF2016 NY Funny Songs Fest @NYFunnySongs

[Sam Juan Els @samjuanels]

Just a reminder that the 50 Funny Songs show is tonight at Littlefield #NYFSF2016 @NYFunnySongs NY Funny Songs Fest https://t.co/yBAQiW9yqZ