Sam Utter

Drink your coffee • Read your books • It’s chaos out there ✌🏻

[Sam Utter @samjutter]

I accidentally deleted the drunk voicemail from my brother I’ve had since 2015…. I’m not emotionally okay 😭

[Sam Utter @samjutter]

First farmers market of the season

[Sam Utter @samjutter]

I’m a different person when I have my nails panted black 🖤

[Sam Utter @samjutter]

Cup snake has formed

[Sam Utter @samjutter]

I just got a pet a mini golden doodle named princess 🥹

[Sam Utter @samjutter]

I do not want to be a functioning human being today ✌🏻

[Sam Utter @samjutter]

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[Sam Utter @samjutter]

You’re the worst type of person to be smoking in a drive through line

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Thinking about just how close baseball is 😍

[Sam Utter @samjutter]

My best friend is on a date…

Me waiting for an update

[Sam Utter @samjutter]

This stomach flu that’s going around is no joke

[Sam Utter @samjutter]

I love delivery day @connectroasters

[Sam Utter @samjutter]

After this winter, I’m going to need a beach getaway

[Sam Utter @samjutter]

Feels like -26 out, you better believe I still slept with my fan on ✌🏻

[Sam Utter @samjutter]

My printer at work is testing everything on me today

[Sam Utter @samjutter]

When Rizzo’s hair appointment and buying his food fall in the same week

[Sam Utter @samjutter]

Me in every time in Deathly Hallows Pt 2 when Snape dies

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Petty Sam is coming out but following it up with this picture to justify my actions ✌🏻

[Sam Utter @samjutter]

This time last week I was day drinking on a boat and snorkeling in Aruba.

Now I have to put on a parka and winter boots to let me dog outside

[Sam Utter @samjutter]

Tell me why for the last 8 days I have doubled my exercise goal while walking across a cruise ship no problem but walking from gate D all the way out to the car at BNA I’m about to die