sam kǝlly

patron saint of dicking around

they/them/wumbo

[sam kǝlly @SamKellyBitches]

there are no pronouns only Sam Kelly

[john teufel @JohnTeufelNYC]

Let me spoil this for you now, after a few months winding its way through the lower courts, the Supreme Court will rule 6-3 that birthright citizenship is not actually found in the Constitution. We will all act shocked and appalled and then do nothing, like when Roe fell.👍

[Daisy Chainz @Dayzeechains]

We need to be a lot meaner actually.

[sam kǝlly @SamKellyBitches]

movies used to be good

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

New look at Captain America vs Red Hulk in ‘CAPTAIN AMERICA: BRAVE NEW WORLD’

[JAI @rollininmone]

wwe not leaving hulk hogan in the past is extremely disappointing stuff

[bree 🇵🇸 @fontainesyaoi]

i’m sorry but vaping is so lame …. like at least smoking looks hot…. with vaping you’re getting a nicotine addiction and you look like a loser lol

[sam kǝlly @SamKellyBitches]

its wednesday in kent ohio

the tornado siren test is the first thing you hear upon waking up in the new year

a blessing for sure

[springboob squirepin @sluttyseagull]

if i ever die driving at night, please do a class action lawsuit against those bright ass led headlights. idc who you sue. dept of education, ford, led light manufacturers, lea michele. i can't SEE !!!!!

[sam kǝlly @SamKellyBitches]

@DrDankerton you dont gotta call me out like this buddy

[Alvaro Bedoya @BedoyaUSA]

1/ Two years ago, I stood in the dairy aisle of the last grocery in Pine Ridge, South Dakota. It's the poorest place in the US, with the lowest life expectancy. But the store, like a lot of independent retailers, was vibrant. Signs in English & Lakota. School pride gear on walls.

[Anna-Laura @annalaura_art]

I love you when we’re together, I love you when we’re apart

[madison @madison_tayt]

i think the only area where men are somehow funnier than women is disordered eating

[sam kǝlly @SamKellyBitches]

@trevordrums1992 YOU CANT SEE LIKES ANYMORE

[Rod @rodimusprime]

I don't blame Biden at all bruh. There is no way ya'll electing a fucking rapist and his raping ass cronies who tried to over throw the election into the white house and my son about to rot in jail. Fuck rules.

[Christin @hexprax]

I really don’t get people who get to their 30s without ever realizing that they’re the one who is responsible for making their own life special. I encounter so many baby adults like this it drives me nuts.

[Berserk @BerserkWingssss]

Evergreen

[. @fustleshuffle]

I’m dead serious when I say Japan has the best pr in human history

[sam kǝlly @SamKellyBitches]

oh wait until you realize that the lemons in cars 2 were right

[merton ♨️ @mertonesque]

put Cars (2006) on for my daughter during the flight. this is a cliche but i mean it sincerely: it is a fascist movie

[sam kǝlly @SamKellyBitches]

yeah i want to take you home and ride you like a bike

but ive also had numerous out patient procedures done on my feet lately that i havent talked too much about

and mama aint raise no bitch
just a fucking idiot