Sam

she/her • puns intended • I hope you like cats

[Sam @samketelsen]

Warped Tour should be held in parking lots across the country and cost $30 + a can of soup the way God intended

[Max Evans @Max_Evans85]

????

[Sam @samketelsen]

2 seconds after I said “I need Marine to do something insane right now”

[Liz @lzreads]

Stop using ChatGPT. Consult a local grandma…text your friend gc w/ a weird name…type ur problems into Reddit dot com…go to the library…pay a psychic…the ancient sources of wisdom…

[Sam @samketelsen]

This is very important to me

[boygenius source @boygeniussource]

Hayley Williams brought Julien Baker out to perform “Parachute” at her LA show tonight!
📸 stan.bran / TikTok

[Women’s Hoops Network @WomensHoops_USA]

Marine Johannès is RIDICULOUS 😭

[Sam @samketelsen]

So what *can* we watch with WNBA League Pass?

[al @futureruinss]

"mcr should do a danger days tour" "mcr should do a revenge tour" mcr should play all my favourite songs for me specifically in my backyard

[Sam @samketelsen]

Experiencing the full range of human emotions with Friday’s lineup

[🏁 @concertleaks]

This year’s All Things Go DC lineup has been announced!

[Sam @samketelsen]

Actual picture of me trying to give my cat his medication

[ava🐞BIG3ROO @allmyhopesup]

i’m going on tour the presale is in 4 minutes and tickets are $936 oh my godddd wait actually tickets are $2953 actually we just sold out yeah sorry the general sale that was supposed to be in 7 minutes is actually cancelled bc we’re sold outtttttt yeah no there’s no seat map why

[The Crown @thecrownliberty]

This makes me love and respect Anneli Maley even more.

#WNBA

[bug girl @buggirl]

GAME CANCELLED. EVERYONE GET OUT OUT. UR SCARING HER !!!! SHUT UP !!!!!

[FKA twigs @FKAtwigs]

i was making pasta sorry i forgot i tweeted this

[L (t cloud #1 fan) @direneedofhelp]

i will always love her like no other 💓

[lilium @pukeirl]

I miss every cat I’ve ever met

[LANI ❦ @___lovelanii]

Don’t let the WNBA’s new CBA distract you from the fact that Cathy Engelbert is a horrible commissioner and still needs to be fired.

[gio 𓅨 SOTR ERA @itchyhaybitchy]

i dont think the general public realises this is about to be the most traumatising hunger games film in the whole franchise.

[Sam @samketelsen]

Please @T_Cloud4 @nyliberty @god

[maMvelase ❤️ @Nocylove123]

I swear the air gets heavier around 7 pm on Sundays. You can feel the Microsoft Teams energy approaching.