Sam

Engineer, veteran, sports fan, dog lover, owner of a glorious beard, probably drunk.

[Sam @samkingsolver]

Berry has been day to day for 2 months. They say Houston is out 2-3 weeks. The way I see it, there’s a good possibility that he’s dead.

[Sam @samkingsolver]

@anne__rogers Jesus.

[Sam @samkingsolver]

@KC_Sass Sounds they need some special dental work

[Sam @samkingsolver]

@JoshVernier965 Hey Vern. Watching Carter, I’m starting to get the impression that he is kind of an asshole. Could he be that red ass that we desperately need?

[Sam @samkingsolver]

@KC_Sass I have too many of them. The new owner is a great guy and he’s smart enough not to fix what isn’t broken

[Sam @samkingsolver]

@KC_Sass Mine just has a dog

[Sam @samkingsolver]

@KC_Sass Fuuuuuuuuck you. 35th lol

[Sam @samkingsolver]

@KC_Sass I skipped mine a couple weeks ago

[Sam @samkingsolver]

@glitterfromkc It’s tough. I don’t want the Dodgers to win. But fuck Canada.

[Sam @samkingsolver]

@KC_Sass Bohemian Rhapsody is a fun one. Stranglehold by Ted Nugent and Heartbreaker by Zeppelin are also really good

[Sam @samkingsolver]

@KC_Sass Comfortably Numb has one of the best ever

[Sam @samkingsolver]

@KC_Sass Nothing worth doing is easy

[Sam @samkingsolver]

@KC_Sass That is an excellent idea

[Sam @samkingsolver]

@KC_Sass Yes. You’re welcome.

[Sam @samkingsolver]

@KC_Sass What is “leftover” bacon?

[Sam @samkingsolver]

@KC_Sass Water and vitamin C

[Sam @samkingsolver]

@KC_Sass Something new to be terrified of

[Sam @samkingsolver]

@KC_Sass I love a shower beer

[Sam @samkingsolver]

@KC_Sass You really pissed off someone important at some point

[Sam @samkingsolver]

@KC_Sass Those guys are alright

[Sam @samkingsolver]

@KC_Sass Not smart. Experienced.