Sam Klemmer

Actor/Comedian/Writer We’ve been conditioned, to not make mistakes. But I can’t live that way, mm mm.

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@Travis1 Boston sports

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Just found something I was looking for under my bed. Absolute classic.

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@AdamWeinrib

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@GregBufithis

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@KaleshiMunda Dork

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@AdamWeinrib Jokes on you! Or us. Or. Whatever.

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wow this is truly wild news

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@AndrewBank Yes, counselor

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@Vince1o7 @toikystocking @sportswithry @ShamsCharania Wait so how old is this guy?

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@RealEOC @AndrewBank Cause he’s got a GREAT APPETITE

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@AdamWeinrib Happy now?? Go kiss your WIFE

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@TomBrady

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The future of our world will be controlled by superhumans They will have multiple genetic structures

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@AdamWeinrib Zappes a problem

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@nico_press 👋🏼

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The Cowboys should have cute little spurs on the backs of their cleats.

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Roger maris jr. watching aaron judge’s 61st home run is straight out of troll 2

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My car has ants

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WHAT👏🏼ARE👏🏼YOU👏🏼STEPPING👏🏼TO👏🏼

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@timothycsimons door city over here