Sam McDaniel

your average dog mom

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

THE HUMAN JUST GRABBED THEIR KEYS. AND MY LEASH. THEY ARE PUTTING ON. THEIR OUTSIDE FEET. I DO BELIEVE. IT IS ADVENTURE TIME

[toxic king @toxicking]

“can i call?🥺🥺“

no you cannot goodnight

[madi @madigetgood]

I be saying shit at work like “for visibility” and “aligned” as if I’m not mentally three children in a trench coat

[Big S ᥫ᭡. @_afuaaa]

one thing about me, i’m gonna nap.

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

I’ve really been “I just need to get through this week”ing for two years straight

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

i don’t want to jinx it. but a lot of these presents. smell like they’re for me

[Petty Is Praxis @rtyson82]

a new variant means I should be getting a new stimulus check

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Aaron Rodgers tied Brett Favre for most passing TDs in Packers history 🐐

[Sam McDaniel @samkmcdaniel]

@bigZho toby is elite and the best version. BUT that Spider-Man was pretty amazing. Would recommend.

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

Put you in a mansion
Somewhere in Wiscansin

[Sam McDaniel @samkmcdaniel]

nobody got it like us

[Sam McDaniel @samkmcdaniel]

@NezDak @bigZho Put some respect on my name