Sam

[Shrimp Billionaire @fentanylbrownie]

Not a fan of being asked if it’s “my first time” visiting a restaurant. It’s not gonna be that crazy bro.

[Louise Jensen Duffy (also Ernest Jensen) @LouiseWeebe]

You’re listening to Sisyphus FM, the home of non-stop rock.

[mau @rllydu]

my ducks: in a row
my elephant: addressed
my eggs: several baskets
my bigger fish: fried

[Caleb Brown @TrashSocrates]

This isn't AI. Every Florida boy that is pure of heart has experienced this.

[gabriel @gabriel1]

if you are so smart why are you not only doing things you enjoy

[Alex @midsmoker34]

I think I’m addicted to finding a way to go and get it

[Retired from NBA 2K @JABridgeforth]

Respect Pat Spencer

[Sick @Sick0las]

Tax refund hit I’m in Gary Indiana asking to bring out Gary

[g @garlandrg]

The plan? We make a series of very public accidental 10+ figure transfers, driving people to open accounts in hopes of receiving their own “mistake millions”

[Jason Koebler @jason_koebler]

"Everything I say leaks," Zuckerberg says in leaked meeting audio. "It sucks"

https://t.co/4i8d2CczYS

[cool guy @theagendapusher]

Kirk Herbstreit just broke into my house and took all my presents because my strength of schedule wasn’t good enough

[Jon “Stugotz” Weiner @stugotz790]

If James Franklin is winning playoff games. You have too many teams in the playoffs.

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

LinkedIn is where the real posters are thriving

[𝐬𝐨𝐯 ᯓ ✈︎ @sovietsoleri]

The email won't find me.

[Alex @midsmoker34]

Im tired of counting up and having motion

[will @whduncan]

Gus Malzahn on 3rd and 19

[B1G c🅿️eezus @tha_real_cp]

Going Ohtani mode at the bar tonight
(Deferring payment on my drinks until 2032)