Samantha

RN, BSN

[Samantha @samknows_]

Call me cynical or whatever but I think once you're married you have one anniversary to celebrate: your wedding day.

[Samantha @samknows_]

A manager called me a "VIP" when I went to get my holter monitor put on by one of his techs. Not sure when I became "VIP" status, but I surely wont complain

[Samantha @samknows_]

Started crying bc Mathy is turning 5 in a little over a month and hes getting a little more grey. I just can not imagine life without him

[Samantha @samknows_]

Wow I feel v passionate about the womens fitness industry and how women are targeted for weight loss instead of healthy habits.

[Samantha @samknows_]

Admitting it to the Twitter world bc I feel like no one really reads my tweets and I can't bring myself to formally ask for help - my body dysmorphia, disordered eating, and poor self esteem thoughts are consuming my life.

[Samantha @samknows_]

I shouldn't feel as judged as I do around my mother, but here we are

[Samantha @samknows_]

I've lived in Waverly for 12 hours and I've already met 4 neighbors. This is such a great neighborhood 😭

[Samantha @samknows_]

Mark my words, I will be peer pressured into running another full this year. Not trying to be, but I'm soft

[Samantha @samknows_]

I dont get how people think its appropriate to tell at you for having body issues?¿ like I'm feeling pretty down about myself, how about you yell at me for feeling the way I do??!!! No.

[Samantha @samknows_]

I get extremely frustrated when "friends" blow me off

[Samantha @samknows_]

Help I need to lose like 30 pounds

[Samantha @samknows_]

I'm probably way too weird to move to Waverly. They'll end up kicking us out.

[Samantha @samknows_]

Jamie will kill me if I sign up for Philly Marathon, but I really want to........

[Samantha @samknows_]

I hate on parents way too much to ever become one

[Samantha @samknows_]

Me: Honestly, I dont care about your gym. Who actually cares about your gym. You're obnoxious.

Also me: Hey look, I run! You should run! It's so much fun!

#imannoying

[Samantha @samknows_]

Someone stole my favorite pen from my office and I'm pretty upset about it

[Samantha @samknows_]

We've had to keep our house pretty clean for showings and such and like it's really nice to be in a clean house but it's also like really time consuming and annoying to clean

[Samantha @samknows_]

Lady just brought her dog into the chiropractor, Mathy is out in the car. I'm offended.

[Samantha @samknows_]

You know what cool? My department starts our meetings with positive affirmations. If that doesnt show you the positivity of my department, I dont know what does.

[Samantha @samknows_]

It's kinda cool being the one that gives the final instead of the one taking it. I hold all the power 🔮