sam (parody account)

Retweets are definitely endorsements, don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

[sam (parody account) @samknowsthings]

I want one (1) of these things in the next 4 years and I’ll be happy
- DC and PR statehood
- Electoral college abolished
- Proportional representation in the House
- Single payer healthcare
- Two (2) more Justices added to SC

[sam (parody account) @samknowsthings]

Welp, I think that’s probably enough Twitter for me thanks.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

My pronouns are Prosecute/Fauci

[sam (parody account) @samknowsthings]

Didn’t expect Shellenberger to be on the list of self beclowners but here we are I guess

[Michael Shellenberger @shellenberger]

1. TWITTER FILES, PART 4

The Removal of Donald Trump: January 7

As the pressure builds, Twitter executives build the case for a permanent ban

[sam (parody account) @samknowsthings]

@KevinMKruse But they have emails, Kevin

[sam (parody account) @samknowsthings]

Well there’s one vote for performative centrism

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Good for @SenatorSinema! I hope more of our elected leaders act independently, aka in the interests of the people.

[sam (parody account) @samknowsthings]

Accurate

[Burgess Everett @burgessev]

AZ Democratic Party statement: "Senator Sinema may now be registered as an Independent, but she has shown she answers to corporations and billionaires, not Arizonans. Senator Sinema’s party registration means nothing if she continues to not listen to her constituents.”

[sam (parody account) @samknowsthings]

@kyrstensinema Your constituents don’t want this that’s for sure.

[sam (parody account) @samknowsthings]

Since your last election, Arizona has elected a Dem governor and elected the Dem nominee for Senate twice. Stop pretending you’re doing anything because it’s what the people of Arizona want.

[Kyrsten Sinema @kyrstensinema]

In a natural extension of my service since I was first elected to Congress, I have joined the growing numbers of Arizonans who reject party politics by declaring my independence from the broken partisan system in Washington and formally registering as an Arizona Independent. 1/3

[sam (parody account) @samknowsthings]

Oh yay they’re doing it with @Meghan_Trainor now too. Hey Meghan you (or your label) is paying @spotify to play your music to people who actively don’t want it. No offense to you this is just not my jam!

[sam (parody account) @samknowsthings]

I genuinely despise Morgan Wallens music. But @spotify insisted on playing his songs for a good chunk of the year whenever one of my podcasts ended (which makes up 99% of my Spotify consumption), even after I disliked every single one of his songs and blocked him. Great work 👍

[sam (parody account) @samknowsthings]

TLDR: No. https://t.co/99Rn53HR8e

[sam (parody account) @samknowsthings]

Hey Kari what would you like to do to solve it? You don't like mail-in. Don't like machines. Want to make identification more cumbersome.

[Kari Lake @KariLake]

You shouldn’t have to stand in the sun for 4 hours to exercise your sacred right to vote. Unacceptable.

[sam (parody account) @samknowsthings]

Nice

[Kari Lake @KariLake]

69% of Democrats agree Arizona voters were denied their sacred Right to Vote on 11/8.

But this isn't just about Republicans & Democrats—it’s about everyone’s Right to Vote on Election Day—a right many were deprived.

My challenge to these wrongdoings begins Friday.

[sam (parody account) @samknowsthings]

@HomefieldApparl What about two schools respectfully giving each other a lil kiss

[sam (parody account) @samknowsthings]

In this weird nerd’s Elon defending scenario, the beds are at Twitter (a for-profit multibillion dollar corporation) to provide refuge for educated people making unlivable wages? Hell yeah bud got ‘em!

[Arnab Ray @greatbong]

This is what “liberal” tribe does. Since they don’t like Musk, they are going after him for anything.

As a PhD student being paid 21k a year, I slept on a broken couch in TA lounge, like many others, when I couldn’t go home (had no computer at home). No city had a problem then

[sam (parody account) @samknowsthings]

@FoxNews CC: @DarwinAwards

[sam (parody account) @samknowsthings]

@GeraldBourguet @SergingSuns Sitting on your hands is how good teams get worse. Gotta do something about Jae and fast

[sam (parody account) @samknowsthings]

@ianmiles Did you all discuss the bot problem at twitter at all?

[sam (parody account) @samknowsthings]

@JomiAdeniran just hit a lil rough patch here!

[sam (parody account) @samknowsthings]

@leahmclaren Of course the best public apologies are paywalled

[sam (parody account) @samknowsthings]

@iansmithfitness @katiehobbs Liver King Jr here with some deep thoughts

[Acyn @Acyn]

Ingraham: I’m pissed tonight