Sam Lassman Watts

co-boss @hotmilklondon, pizza maker, low talker, stop & chatter, daddy, spurs goer and a low traffic neighbour 🤷

[Sam Lassman Watts @samlassman]

If people are allowed extra baggage because of medical issues it shouldn't involve this kind of trauma. Medical record + clear message from @ryanair should be enough.

[Sam Lassman Watts @samlassman]

@RonEveOfBromley @PRSforMusic I don't mind the fee - although wish it was clearer where the money went to. Happier if smaller bands got the ££ but expect it's just going to Coldplay and U2. This surcharge email made my blood boil though

[Sam Lassman Watts @samlassman]

As if running hospitality businesses isn't hard enough we have to deal with @PRSforMusic - a surcharge invoice with the words "we fully appreciate the pressures many UK businesses are going through" bollocks you do.

[Sam Lassman Watts @samlassman]

@Ianbarnes2001 Congratulations. Great news!

[Sam Lassman Watts @samlassman]

@inventur_es @PRSforMusic Indeed. Horrible business.

[Sam Lassman Watts @samlassman]

Just been canvased by people who want to re-open our road so they can drive to Tesco while @JourneysPlaces Dr bike has 15 people including kids having their bike fixed on an amazing quieter street right behind them is insane.

[Sam Lassman Watts @samlassman]

I unlocked £29.50 Rush tickets for Back To The Future @TodayTixUK! https://t.co/ujRzE4izeV

[Sam Lassman Watts @samlassman]

Arteta "I was amazed. Amazed, amazed, amazed, amazed. Amazed, amazed, amazed, amazed. Amazed, amazed, amazed, amazed. Amazed, amazed, amazed, amazed. Amazed, amazed, amazed, amazed. Amazed, amazed, amazed, amazed. Amazed, amazed, amazed, amazed. Amazed, amazed, amazed,"

[Sam Lassman Watts @samlassman]

At this point I closed my browser, text my mates, started planning a festival trip and made a tart with the kids. Surge pricing to pay for Noel's divorce. No thanks.

[Sam Lassman Watts @samlassman]

Lol. Ticketmaster. Bring back queuing at hmv. #Oasis

[Sam Lassman Watts @samlassman]

Well planned by Oasis tbh so there are no arsenal fans at the shows.

[Sam Lassman Watts @samlassman]

Should have made this available to people who were alive in 1994 and a bit slower at open table than all those tiktok twonks

[Josh Barrie @joshbythesea]

Fancy eating at St John but at 1994 prices? Next month the restaurant is reverting to its original menu for a three-week run as part of its 30th anniversary celebrations https://t.co/kJTWoZZCRy

[Sam Lassman Watts @samlassman]

What makes you think "you know what, I'm going to become a steeplechaser"

[Sam Lassman Watts @samlassman]

someone help me out here because our @VeoliaUK waste bags are about £2 each and last time we spoke to them they said they didn't do "food waste" even though with coffee grounds, eggshells, etc we'd have so much

[Sam Lassman Watts @samlassman]

@AdamStrain1 Hey, just sold them I'm afraid.

[Sam Lassman Watts @samlassman]

still have two tickets to bloc party and the hives at Crystal Palace available. #blocparty #thehives

[Sam Lassman Watts @samlassman]

@jaffacake_jay did you find tickets? I have two spare

[Sam Lassman Watts @samlassman]

Reselling 2x tickets £45 each to #blocparty #thehives tonight due to babysitter falling through. https://t.co/0vxOqgUP78 #friendlyfires

[Sam Lassman Watts @samlassman]

I've never trusted anyone with a zip up t-shirt

[Sam Lassman Watts @samlassman]

We are literally doing the MOT and taking the wheels off ourselves.