sam learmonth

Mostly fun with an occasional glance into the abyss

[India Willoughby @IndiaWilloughby]

If we had a proper media, Reform would be finished. The BBC has played a massive role in legitimising a re-hashed National Front. #Election

[Tom Jamieson @jamiesont]

Keir Starmer has been a disappointment, but anyone calling him 'Britain's Worst Ever Prime Minister' in a world where Liz Truss & Boris Johnson exist must have been kicked in the head by a horse

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

If we're going to ban social media and mobile phones for kids, then we need to ban Facebook and the Daily Mail for boomers. For the exact same fucking reasons.

[Bill Madden @maddenifico]

The lies, hate, and bigotry they perpetuate to divide a country. History will not be kind. 😳👇

[The Best @TheBestqueenx]

This is a Japanese squirrel.

[Sebastian Milbank 🥀🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @JSMilbank]

Crazy to me how Dysons cost £800, constantly need maintenance and often don't work very well, all whilst being built overseas by cheap labour. Meanwhile Henrys cost £110, never go wrong, are incredibly effective, yet are all built in Somerset. Makes you think!

[Deborah Meaden 🇺🇦 @DeborahMeaden]

@RobertJenrick So why didn’t you?

[sam learmonth @samlearmonth]

@fesshole The horrible twist that we normally expect at the the end of a fess was dropped in the middle of this one.

[Interesting things @awkwardgoogle]

These cats were put in separate cages because they kept fighting

[sam learmonth @samlearmonth]

@Rainmaker1973 I'm not going to say a thing I've lost - just that it's so nice that this is is like a thread from Twitter years ago. Just heartfelt sweet, funny or poignant messages. No meanness - no petty spite. Hm. Maybe that's something precious we've lost after all...

[NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext]

I’m a huge fan of whatever the heck this is

[dave lawrence 🐟🐟🐠 @dave43law]

First wife Irish
Second wife German
Long term partner French
Worked for Russia today
Idolises Americans
Spent decades loving and working in EU
Works for a Dubai based company
Claims EU pension in two years

Tells you foreigners are bad for you

[sam learmonth @samlearmonth]

@charlielockett :|

[sam learmonth @samlearmonth]

@charlielockett @dieworkwear even if I did it wouldn't be a mark of disrespect

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

Two french speaking guys encounter a Frill-necked lizard in the Australian outback.

[Emma 💛💙🇩🇰🇬🇧🇪🇺 @MonkEmma]

Nicely lined up there on my feed! 😆

[Bill Madden @maddenifico]

No truer words have been spoken. 😳👇