FedoraHerbivora

Vegan. Optimist. Celibate.

[FedoraHerbivora @samlee95]

Looking for a LIV Golf Adelaide ticket https://t.co/cwPcKIvFo4

[FedoraHerbivora @samlee95]

Day 9: my Jimmies remain unsoiled

[FedoraHerbivora @samlee95]

Chef just told me I look like a guy that would do anything for a crumb of pussy

[FedoraHerbivora @samlee95]

@HLitster this guy fucks

[FedoraHerbivora @samlee95]

I think the weeders have had too many brownies

[gregschoen.eth @GregSchoen]

I wish I had kept my 1,700 BTC @ $0.06 instead of selling them at $0.30, now that they're $8.00! #bitcoin

[FedoraHerbivora @samlee95]

As soon as I clean my room, get a haircut, hit the gym, finish uni, get a real job, hear my dad say he’s proud, develop my emotional maturity, complete chess, learn to spell the word hipphoplobotomus, bequeath my assets to the state, dine with obama it’s over for alll you fools

[FedoraHerbivora @samlee95]

@BlakeStBoy yes for LinkedIn stories

[FedoraHerbivora @samlee95]

sock*

[FedoraHerbivora @samlee95]

7 favourites and I’ll make an only fans showcasing the various cock puppets I’ve amassed over the last 24 years

[FedoraHerbivora @samlee95]

Slob on my knob
Like corn on the cob
Yeet on my meat
Give me a treat
Slog on my hog
While I’m on the bog
Mong on my shlong
You can do no wrong
Squeeze on my cheese
Get on yo knees
Smooch on my gooch
Let me in that cooch
Pingpong with my dong
This is my song

[FedoraHerbivora @samlee95]

@BlakeStBoy Good luck and god speed bors

[FedoraHerbivora @samlee95]

Me: mom can you please bump some miles davis??

mom: no honey, we have jazz at home

The jazz at home:

[FedoraHerbivora @samlee95]

@BlakeStBoy I don’t think you got the facilities for this tweet big man

[FedoraHerbivora @samlee95]

@BlakeStBoy What sex?

[FedoraHerbivora @samlee95]

>at family dinner
>uncle norton is being a cock as usual
>”can you pass the salt for the 5th time norton”
>no response
>“no wonder jean left you”
>he turns to me, his eyes cold
>slaps me to the ground
>”mom, call an ambulance” pulls out gun “but not for me”
*restaurant applauds*

[FedoraHerbivora @samlee95]

I have now been informed that the aforementioned beautiful cock was indeed of African American descent.

[FedoraHerbivora @samlee95]

Can someone please inform me how the flying fuck my gf managed to cheat on me with the entirety of the British Broadcasting Company??

[FedoraHerbivora @samlee95]

Never mind. It seems I’ve got my acronyms mixed up, thank you for your corrections and supportive messages. She has apparently cheated on me with a big beautiful cock

[FedoraHerbivora @samlee95]

@BlakeStBoy Yo why you returning to ur moms womb naked?? kinda suss man you hitting it raw tho?