Sam

#Solana • just passing through • 🧐 👩🏻‍🍳

[Sam @samleham]

i made it to the motherland @solana

[Sam @samleham]

one year anniversary of @elonmusk dropping this bomb

[Sam @samleham]

@Celtiberoca @mariatriess clearly you already are, like france and england too

[Elijah Wood @elijahwood]

For the first time yesterday, I experienced the new @alamodrafthouse QR code ordering system and I can tell you it’s truly awful. Rather than making ordering food and drink more efficient, it actually adds steps to the process AND if you want to order additional items during the film you HAVE to open your phone. No, your cute reference to that irony in your How To Alamo video doesn’t negate how ridiculous this is. Please don’t cut corners with your staff and revert back to physical menus and order cards.

[Sam @samleham]

@Celtiberoca @mariatriess spanish came to latin america, obligated the indigenous and african slaves to mine gold/silver & harvest sugar, then shipped it back in galleons to enrich spain. now you are paying the consequences of the pillaging, enjoy.

[Sam @samleham]

i applied to a job at @exodus and now i’m receiving spam emails not from them but from some scammer pretending to be them.. how did the scammer get my email? 🧐

[Sam @samleham]

@CarlZha he’s a “nice guy”

[Sam @samleham]

@cringe_handle @elijahwood @alamodrafthouse this commentary is not for you then just go to a regular theater

[Sam @samleham]

@masha_slp to have fun

[Sam @samleham]

@Seb_Moriarty deal, i will bake the pastries 👩‍🍳🐖

[Sam @samleham]

@BrandonTucker do they know they’re free to move back

[Sam @samleham]

@_uncoolniece it’s the ugliest bikini cut, doesn’t look good on hardly anyone. reminds me of a loincloth or something

[Sam @samleham]

i’m 66.6% vested today…

[Sam @samleham]

@alibrooke4ever or trump needs a brain transplant and when he wakes up post op he asks for biden and they’re like “who do you think donated the brain?”

<insert JB doesn’t have a brain jokes>

[Sam @samleham]

@XycronVA if i directed a movie i would only screen it here and sit in that chair every showing

[Sam @samleham]

@zeta_globin super goop clear sunscreen! a lot of people hate the white cast

[Sam @samleham]

@CartoonsHateHer but when we do it is fake email job, when they do it it’s real work (as opposed to the sw)

[Sam @samleham]

@Uber_Support @Ithilia_V why are you making people go out of their way to fix the problems your shitty app created

[Sam @samleham]

@Raywin @usr_bin_roygbiv i do travel abroad multiple times a year and domestically as well. i will say it’s easy to make money here for cheaper living but for long term living no, infra and weather are so terrible in all the big metros. and natural beauty/access to public land kinda suck too (imo)

[Sam @samleham]

@PollTracker2024 he should get a whoop and dexcom and live stream the data to the public