Sam Lembeck

Writer, Director, Father, Aspiring Miner

[Sam Lembeck @SamLembeck]

@MattyDanner not with that attitude!

[Sam Lembeck @SamLembeck]

@Dreyers You promised!

[Sam Lembeck @SamLembeck]

@Dreyers I've been very patient. Where is S'mores ice cream. I seriously hoarded them when they started leaving shelves. Please bring it back. My kids and I thank you in advance!

[Sam Lembeck @SamLembeck]

@Dreyers Circling back

[Sam Lembeck @SamLembeck]

@thumbelulu Yeah. Mines 3 years old. Im in Van Nuys.

[Sam Lembeck @SamLembeck]

@Dreyers Framing this tweet

[Sam Lembeck @SamLembeck]

@MLBNetwork Strawberry

[Sam Lembeck @SamLembeck]

@es @good Send a guy

[Sam Lembeck @SamLembeck]

@sidthecat Any idea of set times?

[Sam Lembeck @SamLembeck]

@griswoldkmtv This hurts

[Sam Lembeck @SamLembeck]

@jeremysvenson @JennyENicholson Too soon.

[Sam Lembeck @SamLembeck]

@GeorgeEdelman @DeanKPelton @onlyjustnow @ryannagata I’m here too!

[Sam Lembeck @SamLembeck]

@arvinchen Too many masks to be a real Trump rally.

[Sam Lembeck @SamLembeck]

@JDRyznar My kids love this show so hard

[Sam Lembeck @SamLembeck]

@realDonaldTrump Get a job.

[Sam Lembeck @SamLembeck]

@greggrunberg WHAT!?!?

[Sam Lembeck @SamLembeck]

@TimGoose3 @DylanHerrick6 @tnollan1 @geeter3 Oh fuck yeah. I haven’t exercised in years but this would be definitely worth breaking myself for.

[Sam Lembeck @SamLembeck]

@greggrunberg I’m obsessed with this dude.

[Sam Lembeck @SamLembeck]

@DanHamamura @maryoliverm Pun busted