sam lerner

Hmmm.

[sam lerner @samlerner]

Every discussion regarding end-user documentation:

User: ???
Dev: RTFM
User: WTFM
Dev: IDWTFM
User: UTFM
Dev: GTFO

[brendle @brendlewhat]

Hello sir, I-*briefcase full of jellybeans falls open*

[sam lerner @samlerner]

@meshuggah I made an audio/visual phosphorescent swamp rock song using Tomas' DRUMKIT FROM HELL, please take a listen/look! https://t.co/NnFa6XFVQs

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA https://t.co/vne8EFZ6cV

[Amy Walter @amyewalter]

I'm trying to imagine what Trump would have done had May come to US, sat down with NYT and said "I think Trump's doing the wrong thing on NAFTA' oh and "I really like that Hillary Clinton, she would have been a good president."

[sam lerner @samlerner]

@tomhardly @meganamram Yes this is completely accurate. Also who are you people.

[sam lerner @samlerner]

@neiltyson If you could eat a planet in our solar system, which one would it be?

[Programming Wisdom @CodeWisdom]

“Without requirements or design, programming is the art of adding bugs to an empty text file.” - Louis Srygley

[Arun Karra @arunkarra_]

me after the smallest inconvenience

[sam lerner @samlerner]

@HamillHimself Send him this advice in about 6 months, after the hype dies down, and he really needs the support.

[Allison 💜 @AllieLia]

A woman is sitting at her deceased husband’s funeral. A man leans in to her and asks, “Do you mind if I say a word?”.

“No, go right ahead”, the woman replies.

The man stands, clears his throat, says “Plethora”, and sits back down.

“Thanks”, the woman says, “that means a lot”

[sam lerner @samlerner]

I renamed one of my Chrome toolbar bookmarks to better describe my emotions after clicking it.

[sam lerner @samlerner]

The two trucks I hear most are fire and ice cream.

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

If you You don't
don't love deserve me
me at my at my
@HamillHimself

[sam lerner @samlerner]

@poseytylerbr Oh, the words are in the video. Please please tell me “assentos” is Portuguese for butts.

[sam lerner @samlerner]

@poseytylerbr Translation? I don’t speak Portuguese. I’m also not an actor.

[The Fiercest and Saddest of the Wild Things @Three_Ninjas]

Twitter should have a slider at the top and one one end is 'cute animals' and on the other end is 'all the horrible shit that people did today' and you can set it to how much you can handle emotionally at any given moment.

[bald but my edges crispy @Justinfication]

Wow, I’ve seen/heard a lot of MLK footage but this is the first time I’ve seen this interview. How profound this is.