not at all sam

[not at all sam @samlftv2]

these are your greatest hits (derogatory)

[not at all sam @samlftv2]

looks like zayn malik and alex turner combined

[julie 🐌 @thatonebouncer]

god but i love the english

[not at all sam @samlftv2]

@versatan_ tru

[not at all sam @samlftv2]

these men put on their shirts so quick after i entered the gym like yall only like getting naked around your homies? :(

[not at all sam @samlftv2]

WHEN USA BITCHES SAY IT ITS FUNNY BUT WHEN I DO ITS AN FIR MAN I FUCKING HATE IT HERE

[Dumpling Queen 🍉 @LadyDumplings]

Make it so

[not at all sam @samlftv2]

CHAIR

[not at all sam @samlftv2]

that stupid face men make before hitting someone or something ICK ICK ICK ICK ICK ICK ICK ICK ICK

[not at all sam @samlftv2]

got mogged by young sheldon 3 times in a row stop this madness pls

[not at all sam @samlftv2]

approx 4 lifetimes since this

[manicpixiememequeen @mpmemequeen]

i’ve lived so many lifetimes since then

[not at all sam @samlftv2]

@meetski23 someone pls make a list of these accounts that have a big following so we have a block list at hand !!

[not at all sam @samlftv2]

@misschandaniii yes

[not at all sam @samlftv2]

i hate it when someone w a jensen pfp has a bad take like...(not me bc i'm always right and my ass is fat yall stay safe)

[ari @divinesalvatore]

yes i miss the underwhelming state the economy was in and the constant terrorist attacks 😍

[not at all sam @samlftv2]

it was horrible actually

[‏ؘ @tmdrcke]

IS THIS HOW SUPERNATURAL STANS FELT WHEN CAS SAID I LOVE YOU???

[not at all sam @samlftv2]

"fuck shit dick balls"

[not at all sam @samlftv2]

ate ab 7 things and brushed my teeth 5 times to get the taste of yesterday's garlic bread out of my mouth i'm never fucking around w that shit "too much garlic" IS a thing

[not at all sam @samlftv2]

bitches will trust propaganda movies like the kerala story before a documentary w real life evidence and shit hmmmm

[John @tweets_of_john]

Why is he afraid of the world seeing the truth. Is he afraid that the people of this country will see his true face ❓

[not at all sam @samlftv2]

i keep saying, always vote for the one who is less evil

[sana @sanelysana]

recently saw some people transition from “who if not modi” to “anyone but modi” and it’s satisfying

[not at all sam @samlftv2]

@lazytitann if the correlation is me giving you 1.5k no way

[not at all sam @samlftv2]

want this so bad but no way in hell i'm paying 1.5k

[not at all sam @samlftv2]

if someone strangled me w my charger cord while trying to chop off my leg w my laptop, it would still hurt less than this fun fact idk but i can feel it in my bones

[ImYourHoneyBee @IWatchTheBees1]

Hey do you ever think about how when Dean died, the person he knew longest was Alistair?

[not at all sam @samlftv2]

rest of you stay the absolute fuck away from me yall are satan reincarnated

[not at all sam @samlftv2]

the ONLY 21 year olds i'll ever date are as follows:
1. 2015 harry styles - bc HAVE YOU LOOKED AT THAT MAN?!?!
2. 2007 alex turner - cutie patootie baby girl sweetie little doll ilysm
3. 1999 jensen ackles - most beautiful man ever. no notes.
4. 2020 grayson dolan - hell yeah 🔥