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[jared @samloomis]

he’s so cute

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

Cooper Hoffman stars in Gregg Araki’s ‘I WANT YOUR SEX.’

In theaters July 31.

[jared @samloomis]

obviously there’s limits but it’s just like put that anger to good use instead of trying to make it so there’s no one “left” with us. we shouldn’t be as welcoming as /that/ side but there’s a reason they accept everyone while we alienate everyone then they win

[jared @samloomis]

as society goes back to being more conservative i can’t help but blame losers that try to dig up “offensive” stuff from the past like sure it’s ew but if you had to go searching for it, chances are their morals are fine meanwhile there’s plenty of actual horrible people to fight

[jared @samloomis]

successfully fixed it for now… it’ll probably break again but knowing i got it working again is enough for me

[jared @samloomis]

attempting to take this dryer apart to fix it…

[jared @samloomis]

i never watched this show in full but i was always gagged seeing parts here and there being like 5 years old and seeing 2 girls kissing since degrassi was always on the tv growing up (obviously degrassi had that too but it was like every other 10 episodes & not the main plot lol)

[Marx @Ultra_Marx]

Remember that show “South of Nowhere”? Ahead of its time.

[c @cokebeyc]

social anxiety is so bad im worried about what people will think after i die by suicide

[jared @samloomis]

these people are still acting like she got fired lmfao. she chose not to be in it. and they’re happily ~joking~ about their situation, not trying to make a serious statement

[shakur @ShakurBlack2]

This type of sad devotion is actually scary. Spinning a manipulative narrative. Trying desperately to create a serious point from PARODY film. That's like me trying to find a message of value from American Pie or 40 Year Virgin.. be so fr

[jared @samloomis]

obviously she was incorrect bc janelle was loyal but memphis nominating her after janelle said he was with her was valid lol they should’ve hated her for ruining bb21

[jared @samloomis]

the amount of hate bella and christie got for “bullying” that girl just for the fans themselves to say even worse things about her next season because she… didn’t work with janelle

[chef cale 🐍 ᗢ | 🥬 | a victim @calesreputation]

bella wang was sooooooo tea queen of bullying nicole anthony before it was popular

[jared @samloomis]

4 always has to be my favorite because it feels like the movie brenda is the most relevant in sorry

[𝚃𝙷𝙺 @Thehorrorkid]

Thinking about Brenda and Cindy’s roadtrip

[jared @samloomis]

like she has more heart and guts than everyone for taking a stand but paramount owns so much stuff it’s gonna be really hard for her to avoid everything tied to them…

[jared @samloomis]

obviously tricky situation and whatever melissa wants is her decision… but let’s not immediately shut down things without her saying it and add to the losers that tried to ruin her reputation @ some other melissa fans

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

Marlon Wayans says "I wish I’d heard" that Melissa Barrera wanted to be in ‘SCARY MOVIE 6’:

"That would have been a lot of fun. I definitely would’ve tried to make that work. That would’ve been a masterful cameo. Maybe for part 7!"

(https://t.co/XTp1vL1MIa)

[jared @samloomis]

as someone who fell off around season 3 and only kept up here and there, my problem wasn’t the campiness (superpowers & going back in time sounds fun) it just felt like nothing ever… stuck or got followed up on. almost like an episodic sitcom format. and the lack of beronica

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

Camila Mendes ranks the seasons of ‘RIVERDALE’:

Season 1
Season 2
Season 7
Season 3
Season 4
Season 6

(via @capital_buzzz)

[jared @samloomis]

like it’s goofy and silly as it should be but 3 & 4 literally end with emotional aftermaths built up over the entire movie lmao

[jared @samloomis]

i liked it enough but idk why people are acting like none of the others have a “solid plot” lol… i mean this one is very directly the plot of scream 5 but it’s definitely the most random/unorganized of the bunch

[َautumn )|( @autumnasasadboy]

i think the movie is okay, i would have like it if they have a solid plot and didn't look like random sketches together but i did laugh LOUD at some jokes, id go to watch it again? DEFINITELY

[Gizmo 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 @basedgizmo]

Even the bad reviews calling it better than Scream 7 has me ctfu

[michael @michaelbb28]

we need her on big brother so bad #bb28

[jared @samloomis]

46 > 45 > 47 > 41 > 49 > 42 > 43 (only bc cassidy) > 50 > 44 > 48

[Rob's Fact Checker @RobsFactChecker]

I ran polls on Instagram to see how fans rank all ten New Era #Survivor seasons and these were the results.

[jared @samloomis]

@elrubiocaniggia @lexxherrera_ @SPICYDDAENG He’s done nude scenes himself lol