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[bay @baycheyann]

my! mf! landlord! 🥲

[Sahana Srinivasan @sahana_srini]

my pronouns are yes chef/thank you chef

[Am I the Asshole? @AITA_online]

AITA for my petty response to my boyfriend's purposeful incompetence about chores? https://t.co/Wq0aYosCUd

[Viola Davis @violadavis]

Needed this today ❤

[matt @dogfather]

ahahahahahaha the comments 😭

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

me: [on fire] i shouldn’t have used all those plastic straws

billionaires: [leaving on space yachts] you shouldn’t have used all those plastic straws

[NOT A WOLF @SICKOFWOLVES]

SURE THE STATE I LIVE IN IS EXPERIENCING HISTORICALLY DANGEROUS WILDFIRE CONDITIONS BUT AT LEAST THERE IS NOT SOME SORT OF EXPLOSION-CENTRIC HOLIDAY COMING UP

[matt @dogfather]

the main gofundme tomorrow is for a dog named Almond. we’re gonna raise that money in 7 seconds

[matt @dogfather]

how many tippy taps could a professional pitter-patterer pitter pat if the tippy taps were puddle-top

[Sarah McGonagall @gothspiderbitch]

so did anyone else know that there was a massive pool noodle battle planned between all the people named Josh today that was ultimately won by a 5-year old named Josh who was crowned The Supreme Josh or was I just supposed to find this out on my own

[Hot Little Mongoose @HLMongoose]

This is the best thing I’ve read in awhile.

[Women Posting W's @womenpostingws]

fucking incredible. massive W

[The Golden Ratio @TheGoldenRatio4]

Y'all. I dug into Manchego's medical records and discovered yesterday, 3/17, was his birthday! HE WAS BORN ON ST. PATRICK'S DAY! THIS MUST BE SOME SORT OF SIGN!

[The Golden Ratio @TheGoldenRatio4]

Guacromancer 🌹

[THE SWAG 🥶 @returnofswagnft]

pressing play on netflix with a full plate of food

[matt @dogfather]

one year ago today. not sure i’ll ever top this

[rico @somethinglovely]

they're dating