Sam Sherman🍋

Ope

[Sam Sherman🍋 @samlsherman]

If you can make me laugh you're 10x more attractive

[gigi @420insidejob]

i would do absolutely anything for my friends except answer their text messages

[Sam Sherman🍋 @samlsherman]

@jrosalesparedes The best day ever. 💜

[Sam Sherman🍋 @samlsherman]

Cassie deserves no remorse, but Fez you deserve the world 🥺

[Jxmmi 🐌 @Jxmmi]

I'm not a alcoholic I'm just always down to drink. Huge difference

[/\ @jtherulll]

if you not happy while single, you won’t be happy while taken.. happiness comes from alcohol not relationships

[alexis kimberly @notsixela]

your job should never be your first priority. it should always be concerts

[M @KYLERafk]

impossible challenge: 40+ year old man edition

go through a dutch bros without being an absolute weirdo to girls half your age

[Riley's Bar @RileysChico]

what’s a rocket fuel? 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

[Sam Sherman🍋 @samlsherman]

@baileyrene00

[river @0ldcoldriver]

having friends in ur 20s b like we can hang out this day.. a month or two from now.. mayb ?? who fuckin knows ?? 😭😭

[my book is better than my tweets @MichellCClark]

affirmation:

opportunity flows toward me because of who i am. i don’t have to chase it. i don’t have to pretend to be anything or anybody else. it’s already mine.

[Sam Sherman🍋 @samlsherman]

Never had a drug addiction until I met caffeine RIP

[Sam Sherman🍋 @samlsherman]

is it just me or are hummers just ugly cars ??

[sindra @sindradubs]

let’s be real what a person does with their body does NOT concern me nor should it concern anyone else

[Sam Sherman🍋 @samlsherman]

✨literally if you’re rude to the few employees that actually showed up??? I hate you✨

[Casey Neistat @Casey]

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[Sam Sherman🍋 @samlsherman]

@re_LEX_ation @AustinMickeyD @its_miklo

[˚₊‧ maarte ‧₊˚ @maartemayumi]

how u believe in your ex but not the vaccine