sammy

[sammy @samluvspongebob]

Found it

[sammy @samluvspongebob]

I need monkey if anyone has the full picture fancy monkey at dinner with banana he is in a robe please i need it

[sammy @samluvspongebob]

Being a rude ass bitch isn’t cunty it just makes you a pos

[sammy @samluvspongebob]

@BfloSportzBro @NikkiNic9384 No one wants to have explosive diarrhea for weeks

[Emma @overdahedgestan]

Geese tickets should have a women’s priority queue.

[JT @jiratickets]

The plan?

[•ᴗ- @evadentz]

what twitter search feels like now

[sammy @samluvspongebob]

@ASPDREAMS @MintyCoolnSweet @EPM108 Then stfu 😭

[sammy @samluvspongebob]

My baby Elmo I love him so much

[Sesame Street @sesamestreet]

The word of the day is HABIBI! Happy #ArabAmericanHeritageMonth from Ramy Youssef, Elmo, and all of your friends on Sesame Street!

[sammy @samluvspongebob]

@ScottShann45271 @LeftyWinter Well now we’re in the war because of him you dumb fuck

[Cassie Pritchard @hecubian_devil]

It’s important that we make transition medicine available and non-stigmatized so people can transition earlier in life before decades of shame in the closet fry their brains and you turn into this kind of guy

[sammy @samluvspongebob]

@icey2cool4u @onbeinganangel Like did they even watch the show

[I Smoked Lindsey Graham @BlackKnight10k]

Don't you love when the biggest government cover-up in history can be undone by copying and pasting. Can't believe you guys elected these morons for a second time

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

BREAKING: Epstein to Larry Summers:

"I have met some very bad people. None as bad as Trump. Not one decent cell in his body."

[໊໊ @juniorkingpp]

You know how many people died to prevent that flag from ever being in that building.

[scary lawyerguy @scarylawyerguy]

The media industrial complex would have collapsed on itself like a dying star if a Democratic president held a Roaring 20s themed party at a private golf club while millions of working poor in America were about to lose access to food aid but w/Trump it's fucking crickets.

[sammy @samluvspongebob]

Taylor swifts fans are so delusional

[Keifer @DannyVegito]

a Charlie Kirk fan stalked these teenage girls for months, did livestreams where he harassed them, and murdered them after one of them said something critical of Charlie Kirk.

This should be headline news. It’s a horrific tragedy.

[Harry Sisson @harryjsisson]

Trump just posted this incredibly weird AI video of himself and JD Vance in a band and Russ Vought as the grim reaper. This is what the president is doing while the government is shut down. We’re so screwed.