mashed sam

seek discomfort • she/ her • Brittany Broski once told me i have a BIG JUICY BRAIN

[mashed sam @samm3n]

i slapped robs face with a piece of bread and i’ve never felt more alive

[mashed sam @samm3n]

idk what’s happening to me but im actually excited and highly looking forward to my ring dunk… she ain’t a 2% anymore folks

[mashed sam @samm3n]

the golden arches have me by my mf throat

[KANM Student Radio @KANMRadio]

See y’all, even fletcher is making it out to STM (Save The Music) THIS FRIDAY at 7pm at The 101 in Bryan!! Come out for a great night with some dope people and amazing live music! We hope to see all of you lovely people there!!! (seriously come or fletcher will scream 👁👁)

[Tom Grissom @ThomasGrissom]

The GoP in Texas has been in power since 1995, 27 years. All of their ads are saying "vote for us so we can fix everything that is broken in Texas". Again, they have been in power for 27 years had have fixed ZERO.

[a @autuummmm]

Texans really saw how Greg Abbott reacted towards the Robb Elementary shooting and thought “let me nominate this guy again”

Beto deserved better

[KANM Student Radio @KANMRadio]

its so crazy that the quee— that kanm fall 2022 apps are closing this weekend september 11.. yeah..

[gwen howerton @kissphoria]

Free advice if you live in college station do not ever ever ever ever ever ever ever rent from Asset Hero / TNT Property management. They're charging me and my roommates over 3k (down from 7k) in move out fees. How they get away with this is beyond me.

[Dr. Mohammed Shimal @shimal_mohammed]

PhD dissertation successfully defended! You can call me Dr. Shimal now 😁

[KANM Student Radio @KANMRadio]

“Save the Music”

March 25th, 2022

The 101 BCS

✨🔮 watch this space 🔮✨

[mashed sam @samm3n]

reminder that tomorrow is the tx primary election so go out and VOTE!! and pls actually use ur big juicy brains when electing officials. don’t just think about how their policies will affect you, but think about how they will impact ur community and those around you

[mashed sam @samm3n]

does anyone know what the covid requirements are for the empire control room venue in austin? if so plssss lmk

[mashed sam @samm3n]

“you kids grew up with wap i grew up with wop” - the katheryne dale rosas

[mashed sam @samm3n]

taking a shot of pumpkin spice creamer was the best decision i’ve made today

[. @alilpickle]

grinders for princesses 💘

[mashed sam @samm3n]

@mikaelaanichols @andreapxcina yeth