sammyy

she/her

[sammyy @sammanthamoore]

ok if anyone knows my dad, he’s got a lot of interesting sayings. this is gunna be a thread of them

[jãy @iemonade]

this is literally the exact feeling

[oatmeal influencer @acechhh]

I love beating a dead horse with the girls. There is nothing better than a Saturday night rehashing and never letting that horse rest in peace

[♰ @reeceollld]

did it hurt? when i told you to google it and i was right

[gbae⋆lola @gbennylola]

this is how i feel hearing updates about the US government

[໊ @sonohoor]

“it’s all in your head” correct! unfortunately i am also in there

[culture @notgwendalupe]

17 years ago, Tanisha woke up the house with pots and pans in 'Bad Girls Club'

[Gabbie @sindelchan]

my biggest pet peeve is when people over-promise and then under-deliver, because you could’ve just shut up

[໊ @sonohoor]

i CANNOT fuck with people who do NOT understand it’s the PRINCIPLE of things. it’s not what you did. it’s how you did it. and what makes it worse is knowing if roles were reversed, you’d lose your mind

[Loky @lokymann]

Like this

[L 🇨🇦 @Ann_Hedonia1]

Them: just listen to your body

My body: go back to bed and don’t ever get out

[Loky @lokymann]

you just have to get stronger im sorry

[jynx @jynxbby]

“my boyfriend doesn’t let me”

[sammyy @sammanthamoore]

ok if anyone knows my dad, he’s got a lot of interesting sayings. this is gunna be a thread of them

[Classify @Class]

The whole crowd yelling A MINORRRRRR

[sorchaiscrying⸆⸉ | seeing h again! @Sorchaiscryingg]

CACKLING.

[daily pic of mac @malcompicsdaily]

i’ve had this saved for months

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

“Kamala is going to raise taxes”

Buddy you make 50k a year, she is NOT talking about you lmao

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

ㅤ