Samantha✨

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[Samantha✨ @sammarievass]

@itzrandysavage Mainly for bagging Taylor

[Samantha✨ @sammarievass]

“The world is bigger than that bullshit.” - me unfazed and enjoying day 19/20 in Asia.

[Samantha✨ @sammarievass]

Also haven’t been here in a while.

[Samantha✨ @sammarievass]

I’m playing a game where I respond to my uncle in ONLY Taylor Swift songs. He is not amused.

[𝚘𝚊𝚜𝚒𝚜𝚘𝚏𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚎𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚢 𓆗 @yearofthepoets]

for whoever needs it .

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

I’m VERY excited to show you the back cover of Speak Now (my version) including the vault tracks and collaborations with Hayley Williams from @paramore and @falloutboy. Since Speak Now was all about my songwriting, I decided to go to the artists who I feel influenced me most powerfully as a lyricist at that time and ask them to sing on the album. They’re so cool and generous for agreeing to support my version of Speak Now. I recorded this album when I was 32 (and still growing up, now) and can’t wait to unveil it all to you on July 7th. https://t.co/NoneI6kxdH

📷: Beth Garrabrant

[Samantha✨ @sammarievass]

Is Mercury in retrograde again? What’s happening in the universe rn???

[kemi @kemimarie]

sometimes you gotta choose between unhappily staying where you’re at or starting completely over with a new set of struggles in order to get to the abundant place you’re looking for.

[Samantha✨ @sammarievass]

What is sleep???

[Samantha✨ @sammarievass]

I’ve been packing and Dominic came in my room and saw handcuffs. Naturally he asked why I have them and the best thing I could come up with is “my friends and I play cops and robbers even though we’re grown ups.”

[Samantha✨ @sammarievass]

Salmon is in season 🍣🐠

[Samantha✨ @sammarievass]

Yesterday my mom told Dominic I’m moving and he goes “but then when am I gonna see her?” 🥹 Today he told me he loves me more than 100 monster trucks and 87 cupcakes… in four year old terms, that a shit ton.

[Samantha✨ @sammarievass]

“I’m going home early so I can’t get to bed at a decent time to prepare for tomorrow’s craziness.”
*sits in my car for 30 min when I get home and scrolls through Twitter* 🤦🏻‍♀️

[Samantha✨ @sammarievass]

This is actually mad cute.

[ryan 🤿 @scubaryan_]

bro started crossing up the squirrel 😭

[Samantha✨ @sammarievass]

I have no idea what this is going to be about but I still feel like 6year old me would be realllllly upset if I didn’t see it.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

The First Barbie Trailer Dropped And It's Still Hard To Tell What This Is https://t.co/7ifRNCGouA

[Samantha✨ @sammarievass]

Me going to tuck something into my bra forgetting I’m not wearing one 🙃

[Samantha✨ @sammarievass]

I get these short bursts of wanting to date and then go back to hating everyone 🙃

[Samantha✨ @sammarievass]

I would’ve had to kill her.

[cal? @cal_gif]

Nightmare scenario

[Samantha✨ @sammarievass]

I love the “hey Siri” function because sometimes I forget what room I left my phone in and it’s like a game of “Marco Polo” until I find it.