SamanthamarklePARODY

This is a Samantha Markle PARODY account. All posts are for entertainment purposes only. #sussexsquad

[SamanthamarklePARODY @sammarkleparody]

First sneak peek of my new book! Enjoy! #samanthamarkle #tellall #meghanmarkle

[SamanthamarklePARODY @sammarkleparody]

@KristySwansonXO @mtgreenee How does kristy get anything done with that Republican dick in her mouth?

[Paid Extra to Yell @bird_facts_]

Pandemic Day 25: I made bread :)

Day 95: I sure do miss my friends

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Day 310: The White House appears to be under the control of a shirtless man in a Viking helmet

Day 330: Reddit’s coordinated attack on Wall Street is going as planned

[🩵Silent Hill Tourism Board🩶 @Xenom0rph_M1LF]

@SydneyBattle She walked so Hilaria Baldwin could run

[Joseph Gordon-Levitt @hitRECordJoe]

Mr. Senator, as @sethrogen’s non-threatening buddy, perhaps I can translate “fascist” into more charming and civil terms.

Your support of the former President’s attempts to baselessly overturn a democratic election is reminiscent of supporters of Hitler, Mussolini, and others.

[SamanthamarklePARODY @sammarkleparody]

I think I found #samanthamarkle...I can smell the jealousy. #foundyou #tag, you’re it!

[Abi K. @wafflesbegone]

#MeghanMarkle

[SamanthamarklePARODY @sammarkleparody]

@marydidia

[SamanthamarklePARODY @sammarkleparody]

Where in the world is #markphillips? #samanthamarkle

[SamanthamarklePARODY @sammarkleparody]

Spot the trolls. #SamanthaMarkle #troll

[SamanthamarklePARODY @sammarkleparody]

Well, they’re on to me.

[OfficiaISammyMarkIe @MarkIeSammy64]

I did my best to bully & abuse my half-sis, whom I don't even know, because after selling lies about her, dad & me for 18 months, but I wasn't invited to her wedding?!

I don't give a shit about her & Harry, I wanted access to the BRF, their homes, palaces etc. #SamanthaMarkle

[SamanthamarklePARODY @sammarkleparody]

@Work_Play_Sleep Nobody understands the things I go through. I say one or two horrible things about my sister and the world loses their minds. #nobodylovesme #samanthamarkle

[Janet20.. @jmyou20]

@DanishPam The way he treated his daughter in the press..

[Pam T @DanishPam]

The D+DOS are spending Thanksgiving with Doria, so expect some crazy yelling rant about let the daddy see Archie. She claims that TM has "grandfather rights" that can be enforced if Archie is in the states. Archie is a UK citizen.

#samanthamarkle

[SamanthamarklePARODY @sammarkleparody]

@HerSheMiss @LuciaMorningstr Gotcha girl. Following ☺️

[SamanthamarklePARODY @sammarkleparody]

@sussexsquadpod @Aqarius_girl @JFrances107 @ForumsMeghan @FaRah07595123 @BeHuman_365 @freepeeper @WWunga @emmytargaryen @sussexsquad @Harklestan @BreakthruDiva @PaganTrelawney

[SamanthamarklePARODY @sammarkleparody]

@dazzlegal @Love_Sussexes She’s pregnant, no doubt in my mind. Look at the glow and she’s cradling her stomach in several pics.

[SamanthamarklePARODY @sammarkleparody]

Looks like a pregnancy glow to me! #meghanmarkle #pregnant

[SamanthamarklePARODY @sammarkleparody]

The dos is pregnant y’all, you heard it here first. #meghanmarkle #sussexsquad

[SamanthamarklePARODY @sammarkleparody]

@MeghanMarkleUK @Josiebevy I followed everyone on list 🥰