Sammyy 🌻

what up what up, 25 🤩- Mom to the two best rescue pups and baby bunny avid packers fan

[Sammyy 🌻 @sammbramm]

@hashjenni We’re all broke and (most) if not all of us barely have the will to keep going… Hope this helps

[Sammyy 🌻 @sammbramm]

@redlipclassic dug this one up from the fan page i used to run, it still has over 1k followers 11 years later it’s absolutely wild

[☔ @Whotfismick]

"if you sleep in the afternoon, you won't sleep at night"

me in the afternoon and at night:

[Sammyy 🌻 @sammbramm]

@marxistantileft @steveinman Yikes. An animal that went through years of training and costs thousands of dollars is just “an animal” get over yourself and understand when a gun gets pulled all of your rights are moot.

[Vaibhaw Purohit | Motivation @FreakyTheory]

July

[Sammyy 🌻 @sammbramm]

PSA DONT GIVE A 2 WEEKS NOTICE
it should be illegal for businesses to fire you/take you off the schedule when you give your 2 weeks. You sit here and try to do the right thing but instead they decide to turn around and fuck you.
REMEMBER: You’re always replaceable.

[Sammyy 🌻 @sammbramm]

A young girl told me i looked like princess fiona yesterday. I was wearing a green swimsuit and my hair in braids. I wanted to ask “before or after the ogre” but i said “aw thank you” and decided I didn’t want to ruin my day

[Sammyy 🌻 @sammbramm]

#LoveIsBlind Jimmys composure is unmatched. How he deals with chelsea’s mood swings and emotional abuse is crazy. This woman is an insecure manipulator who needs a very good therapist.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

clubbing has to be the most overrated adulthood activity

[☔ @Whotfismick]

*serious situation*

My brain:

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Jordan Love looking at Carlson in the locker room

[Sammyy 🌻 @sammbramm]

@DailyLoud I’m all for my body my choice but that’s regarding abortion, not selling yourself online. When you’re in a committed relationship your spouse has every right to know what you’re doing online, especially if that’s posting nudes for the world to see. Like come on

[David Bakhtiari @DavidBakhtiari]

Congrats @nfl. How many more players have to get hurt on ARTIFICIAL TURF??! You care more about soccer players than us. You plan to remove all artificial turf for the World Cup coming up. So clearly it’s feasible.
I’m sick of this..Do better!

[Anime Trending @AniTrendz]

From now on, we're not calling it jealousy. It's "momentary urge for violence"

Anime: My Happy Marriage

[introvert @introvertsmemes]

me after doing everything by myself instead of asking for help

[Sammyy 🌻 @sammbramm]

There’s nothing like going on a 3 hour car ride and listening to the @CrimeJunkiePod with your man and then having a discussion after every episode to make the drive go by lol

[Sammyy 🌻 @sammbramm]

@cctvidiots Not my dog, not my kid but you best bet if i see this in public that kid is getting drop kicked and then hit with the bottle for good measure. ftk

[Sammyy 🌻 @sammbramm]

kids are beyond random
Me: “ My man was sick yesterday, I had to take care of him all day”
Child : “ My dad cut his finger in half yesterday”
girl what 😂👀