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Why is everyone so surprised Katy Perry is a terrible person, like she didn’t very publicly murder a nun

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@25YearsAgoLive @quagbar Spoilers ;)

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@foomper @EricIdle I believe the terms is “Eskimo brothers”

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I think Jesus totally wasted an opportunity when he died and was subsequently resurrected, could have totally taken the chance to rebrand and become Jesus the White

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@oklouxcx If anything they should be coloured amber..

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@JohnMcCloy Does anyone know Jason Batemans whereabouts at the time of the murders?

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@TheCriticalDri2 What if he’s already done that, and it was called Sucker Punch?

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@maniaUFO Talking like that, they may as well have said “We finna be there soon besties”

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@AlchemyAmerican Nothing. Unless the they are going land a UFO on the White House lawn and ET come strolling out, probably more of the same.

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@historyinmemes Former as in he no longer does that, or former as in… no longer with us?

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@mkaydIII @isuperebba Because he didn’t travel all that way to New York City to not take in the sights while he was there

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@LetsGoBrando45 Harry Potter?

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@derek__olson Crazy how nature do that

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@SonOfSamHinkie @JasonKPargin I agree as well, shallow and pedantic

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@DiscussingFilm So President Harrison Ford has lived long enough to see himself become the villain?

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@DiscussingFilm But isn’t Dave Grohl canonically the devil in the Jack Black Extended Universe?

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@DiscussingFilm Two ideas if they are going to do it anyway, how about keeping the same cast? Or just Christian Bale and The Muppets

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@MarioNawfal Wasn’t this basically the plot of 2005’s Stealth?

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@hankgreen But you DID steal that lemur from the zoo

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@How2Drink Tubby Custard?