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[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

Honestly, doing absolutely nothing at work is way more mentally draining than actually being busy.

[pinkie @pinkiepie71]

im losing my spark can someone set me on fire

[Lauti-Maria @MariaMuafrika]

Being in the corporate world is realising high school drama was NOTHING compared to what unhappy middle aged and older adults can do! Yoh!!!!

[D🪿 @Devsthetix]

My idea of being rich is being able to go to the gym at 11am.

[august 15♌️ @Bow2DJay]

Cut out alcohol and haven’t lost any additional weight so I’m gonna go back to drinking and burning calories in the club

[Freyy @Freyy_is]

being a bookworm and a chronic doomscroller is a very confusing combination.

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

Before ChatGPT, it was a community of students, legends, who’d upload full tests to QUIZLET.

[scar @imfat]

I love saying “sounds good” at work when i couldn’t care less

[T•Y 👨🏽‍💻 @Chilled_Ty]

Your job is important but, so are your workouts, your lunch breaks, vacation days, hobbies, the people waiting for you when you get home.
Works pays for your life. It isn't supposed to replace it.

[Onko @anuspimplekawai]

reconnecting with music i used to listen to when i was 15

[✰. @swagoszn_]

Made it to Saturday but at what cost? Monday is literally in 15 minutes.

[pinkie @pinkiepie71]

trying to figure out if the old man is being nice to me in a girl dad way or a perverted way

[autist @litteralyme0]

Growing up hearing “Wikipedia isn't a valid source” and then entering a workplace where people say “just ask ChatGPT” is a surprisingly strange timeline

[𝑛. 𖤐🎀༘⋆ @luvblessingz]

when i remove my phone from DND and find out no one actually disturbed me

[Anubis @eduantao]

Como me sinto quando estou assistindo a um filme romântico e os protagonistas não ficam juntos porque a lição é aprender a deixar ir

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

The older I get, the more I hate making extra stops after work. I drive home like I’m late for the house.

[Pastor Kyle. @itsqail]

Canada Day in the middle of the week feels like a scam tbh I need a long weekend or it doesn’t count

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

when your social battery is drained & you see the biggest yapper approaching you

[Emilee Honey 📚 @emhoneyreads]

Sure, I’m a reader, but that doesn’t mean I actually read all the time. Sometimes I go months without touching a book, and other times I will finish a book in one sitting.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

sometimes a book is five stars because it's a masterpiece. sometimes it's five stars because it made my brain release dopamine. both are valid.