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[Rock Solid @ShitpostRock]

-white monster
-goth mommies
-we go jim
-brand of Sacrifice tattoo
-safe-edgy racism
-''go all in on red at the casino''
-silly cars
-lego Batman gif
-dream job: daytrader

Quirkchungus but for men

[fei @karmicdebt]

#PourCoffeeOnYourGrandmaChallenge

[Terrell Mallory @_Twinndiesel]

Sneaker Culture is pretty dead.

[lusso @luusssso]

If I’m gonna pay 9 dollars a gallon for gas, at least make the architecture look cool again

[R(R) @real1800splurge]

somewhere in your 20s or 30s you’ll get the opportunity to rebuild your life after a negative loop. its very important that you see that journey through

[ariel @donotdelay]

Being raised in an anti SpongeBob household is a lifelong social handicap and lowkey abusive

[Ty Ngachira @anto_ty]

Addiction is proof that you are capable of intense devotion. You just have a false god

[kamau @poorteffy]

In 9th grade my white ass Spanish teacher remixed fuck up some commas by future talmbout some “cómo te llamas”

[scar @imfat]

remember when it starts to work, shut your f*cking mouth

[doug funnie @cryptoklotz]

-be me
-go to new dentist, since my old one retired
-new dentist: "you have three cavities"
-feel bad vibe, go get a second opinion
-"woooah - buddy, you have zero cavities. thank god you came to us. let's just do a cleaning"
-send wife to this savior second dentist
-"you have six cavities"
-wife bails on getting them filled, goes to a different dentist a year later
-"woooah gurl, you have zero cavities. thank god you didn't get them filled"

why is dentistry like this 😭

[wyabt @wy4bt]

dying at how rick ross was saying some real shit and then his fat ass got hungry mid-verse

[FUTURE/FREEBANDZ @1future]

Me and ICEMAN back by popular demand

[Tatum Turn Up @tatumturnup]

This is the greatest video I’ve ever seen. No notes. The lifeless clanker carcass just laying there. No crowd reaction, anything. Just Billie Jean. Until its lifeless shell is shamefully dragged off. Purely amazing.

[k @4dwrlddd]

twitter is kinda the perfect social media cause i can scroll while listening to music

[Niko @nikotaughtyou]

Nah this production is fucking absurd who is in the studio

[Goldie @dezgoldie]

I believe in socializing basically 24/7. This has made me more money than anything else. High energy levels and constant social interaction.