Samantha Payne

wifey • mama of 2 • cosmetologist

[Samantha Payne @sammershammers]

Decided to download twitter again. Let’s see how long this lasts

[Samantha Payne @sammershammers]

I literally feel like I can’t even breathe right now a days.

[Samantha Payne @sammershammers]

I think the worse part about these last couple of weeks is how horrible and mean everyone is acting towards everyone’s views. Why can’t we just be kind and respectful and realize that not everyone is going to agree with you.

[Robby Woehrle @NoBunPlease]

I don't care what ethnicity you are. If you break into my house or try to harm me you will be shot and killed. Get your shit together people.

[Samantha Payne @sammershammers]

Note to self. Don’t sit outside during dinner time at peek grilling season. Someone on our road is making me HUNGRY. #ismellbbq 🤤🤤🤤

[A @alicebrigs]

Does anyone else make up fake scenarios every night when they’re trying to sleep or do I need therapy

[Samantha Payne @sammershammers]

@tayyydykinss Uhg I know it girl😩😩😩😩 I check all the time!! I’m hoping they’ll be back in stock soon!

[Samantha Payne @sammershammers]

Cough SALON CENTRIC

[mill x @milly_mccoyy]

IF 👏🏼 ITS 👏🏼 OUT 👏🏼 OF 👏🏼 STOCK 👏🏼 TAKE 👏🏼 IT 👏🏼 OFF 👏🏼 THE 👏🏼 WEBSITE 👏🏼

[Samantha Payne @sammershammers]

@NoBunPlease I feel this

[Samantha Payne @sammershammers]

Why doesn’t my Apple watch have a workout option “deep cleaning my house” ????? I’m dying 🥵🥵🥵

[Samantha Payne @sammershammers]

Before my husband I wouldn’t think twice about spending over $50 on my glasses. This boy just sent me straight to the Oakley website and told me to pick “whatever I want” and made sure I got glasses AND sunglasses. I’m sorry, what? 😳😭❤️🥰

[Samantha Payne @sammershammers]

@itsokimherenow7 I am 3 years into my marriage and I am extremely happy. Our marriage started off hard because of his job but he switched jobs for his family and we have never been better. True love is real and it’s out there. Just gotta find the right person. ❤️

[blonde don @machinegunkelly]

rules for listening to Bloody Valentine this weekend:

must play while driving with all windows down during the daytime
at least once

must air guitar/air drum in your room blasting it loud as fuck at least once

must send it to a friend

must listen at least 25 times.

[Jeffree Star @JeffreeStar]

Does anyone else have #quarantine roots? 😬 Shout out to all the hairdressers out there that have been affected by the pandemic 💚

[Samantha Payne @sammershammers]

Quarantine has been a very eye opening experience for me. But it’s definitely made me a better and stronger person. ❤️

[Samantha Payne @sammershammers]

@tayyydykinss Pedi date yesssss lets go

[Samantha Payne @sammershammers]

@tayyydykinss YAAAS GIRLS Day

[Samantha Payne @sammershammers]

We legit just fought over summer sandals. He wants PLAIN BROWN flip flops like his dad has. That’s it. No designs, no colors. Nothing. 🙃

[Samantha Payne @sammershammers]

Please tell me why my 4 year old boy decided today was the day he was going to be high maintenance. He no longer wants to dress like a toddler but like a 15 year old. I’m not okay. 🙃

[Samantha Payne @sammershammers]

@tayyydykinss ❤️❤️