Sam Mestas

I'm a comedian and comedy writer. "This guys is funny as hell..." says the L.A.Times. inventor of the casual tuxedo .

[Sam Mestas @sammestas]

#dontusenaviautotransport
@NaviTransport19

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Hey #naviautotransport
You’re the worst.
Do t use @NaviTransport19
Call Janet at @usstartrucking

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@NaviTransport19
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
#dontusenaviautotransport

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Knock knock
Who’s there?
Not @NaviTransport19
Cause they don’t
Show up
#dont_use_naviautotransport

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Hey @NaviTransport19
Remember when your services sucked today.
But as much as you call center.
#dont_use_naviautotransport

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@NaviTransport19
Your call center BOOOO!
Your service BOOOOOO!
Your hidden coat Booooo!

Don’t forget to use someone else.

The worst

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@NaviTransport19 #naviautotransport
The absolute WORST!!!!!
DO NOT TRUST THIS SERVCE. Hidden cost and driver never showed. Then had the balls to ask for
More $$$
THX FOR NOTHING NAVI.
P.S. YOUR CALL CENTER IS HOT TRASH! Boooooo!!!!!!

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@and_noodles You guys really did me wrong today bro.
I’m
Out

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@WyndhamHotels I realize this Lawrence Kansas is a budget property but I was mistakenly booked here. This place is a dump. Open bottle of wine greeted me. Rust all over the bathroom. Door lock broken. I could go on. #gross #tellingallmyfriends

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How my technical support went with @Adobe went this morning . Not looking good

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Hey @Adobe my gov job is transiting us out of the Adobe suite next week. Mission accomplished.

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Hey @DIRECTV I feel like cord cutting is in my future.
#canceldirectv

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Hey @DIRECTV
Remember when you played Excuse after excuse on the NBC channels hour after hour? Yet you ve made no effort to offer extra channel to retain me

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HEY @DIRECTV
I BET YOURE NOT GOING CREDIT MY ACCOUNT REGARDLESS OF THE FACT IM NOT GETTING CHANNELS IM PAYING FOR.

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Hey @DIRECTV
When am I getting my NBC back? I DON’T FEEL LIKE YOUR KISSING MY ASS ENOUGH.

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Can I design a “design system for you on #adobeexpress?”
What the fuck is a “design system”? You mean shitty graphic art? Yeah you can do that you hack!

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I liked #AdobeExpress better when they called it Canva.

Btw, what the hell is a design system”.

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@DENAirport only one
Men’s room open on C concourse is F#%ked up.
What r u doing
About it

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Hey @DIRECTV if I can’t watch Sunday football because you cats can’t get you crap together I have no use for you. Switch me over to retention Please.

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@KingSoopersNews This is how the bagger packed my bread. WTF?!