Sam Meuret

Retired golfer

[Sam Meuret @SamMeuret]

*not a blade of grass or grain of sand out of place across 300 acres*

But my BALL is DIRTY

[Fried Egg Golf @fried_egg_golf]

"It's one of those deals where it's frustrating to hit the ball in the middle of the fairway and get mud on it and have no idea where it's going to go. I understand it's part of the game, but there's nothing more frustrating for a player. You spend your whole life trying to learn how to control a golf ball, and due to a rules decision all of a sudden you have absolutely no control over where that golf ball goes."

- Scottie Scheffler on no preferred lies in the first round of the PGA Championship

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Still thinking about this

[The Masters @TheMasters]

Poised to make eagle. Rory McIlroy goes for glory on No. 15. #themasters

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@TheStalwart @jordihays This isn’t really that much different than Brad Jacobs’ explanation

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@mountainwesttax @RampCapitalLLC Love that a majority of the examples mention higher quality. Ah so you’d pay more for something better, interesting

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The book video has escaped from NBA circles on Instagram

[NBA @NBA]

Joker couldn't believe Wemby brought a book to #NBAAllStar 🤣

The centers lead Chuck's Global Stars in tonight's mini-tournament at 8:00pm/et on TNT 🃏👽

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@rhunterh First they came for the $100B pay package approved by the CEO’s friends, and I said nothing

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Okay I read and listened to everything I could about the DeepSeek model, and

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@EconomPic It’s a DDoS attack on the regulatory system

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@EllliotttB Goodbye, red tape!

Hello, price controls!

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Running for political office would suck for a lot of reasons but the worst has to be sitting down to watch college football with your family and an ad comes on with an ugly picture of you and it’s just like “look at this moron, this imbecile, this absolute piece of shit…”

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The best

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@EllliotttB “Tough environment to raise money”

Shamelessness issue

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🤝 x2 @mattmeuret

[NebGolf @NGAgolf]

🎟️ QUALIFIED 🎟️

66 (-6) 🥇 @SamMeuret & @mattmeuret

67 (-5) @mwilhelm83719 & @danny__woodhead (won playoff)

Next Stop ➡️ 10th #USFourBall in New Jersey

Scores 👉 https://t.co/sjMmBdPQ6R

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🤝 @mattmeuret

[Iowa Golf Assn @IowaGolfAssn]

Ticket punched - Matt Meuret / Sam Meuret (left) and Charlie Jacobson / Ryan Trasamar (right) qualify for 2024 @USGA Amateur Four-Ball @TheCRCC

https://t.co/yTb3Po8CYR

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If you thought a LIV player would fail a drug test without making it about the PGA Tour, you would be wrong.

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My daughter, getting in the car ten minutes after pooping:

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@benthompson Roaring Kitty 🤝 Ben Thompson

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@MoonGrahamShow My feet are tired already

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We made it #USFourBall

Cc: @mattmeuret @TimFlattery

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@andyflattery No chance every waiter has the spine to tell you that your family can’t have endless shrimp

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This, by a 19-year-old former waitress, is the funniest thing I’ve seen about this whole ordeal

[Silvia Killingsworth @silviakillings]

*RED LOBSTER OWNER DISPUTES ‘ENDLESS SHRIMP’ DEAL ALLEGATIONS

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@silviakillings From Money Stuff yesterday, quote pulled from Slate