dory

she/they but don’t refer to me

[Epimenides @e_plutarchos]

@MLSist

[dory @sammidory]

Did google maps change their colors or do I have a new mental illness

[dory @sammidory]

@shane_vadnais This is the best sub related tweet I have seen so far

[dory @sammidory]

@devdevnumnums I recently learned that Midol has same exact active ingredient composition as Excedrin. Migraines are as painful as period pains. Take the day!!!!!!! You deserve it solely for living with a uterus.

[Kathryn Merck TV @KathrynMerckTV]

ITS A SIGN: A bachelor in Janesville hopes his unique approach to dating will help him find his future partner. @WISCTV_News3

[Trisha Paytas @trishapaytas]

Can someone photoshop me in with these 2 queens 🥹😫🙏😭🙈💖💦

[dory @sammidory]

idk who needs to know this, but ryan devlin, the ex host of are you the one, hosts a EPIC climbing podcasts and is a prolific rock climber. The Struggle Climbing Show and The Nugget Climbing Podcast — 10/10

[dory @sammidory]

https://t.co/SBxewGPKQl i cannot imagine

[dory @sammidory]

Got my omicron booster yesterday and it has me on my ASS today fully supine & ur telling me this is just what a *fraction* of the virus does??? Good riddance!!!!!

[dory @sammidory]

can someone PLEASE tell me how to get these people to stop messaging me? I don’t even live in Colorado and I never signed up for this propaganda

[meg @megandbeans]

Me & @sammidory every day at 4:45 pm

[k 🍪 @yaitskayy]

men invented arm wrestling so they could hold hands and look in each other's eyes

[dory @sammidory]

WAFFLE HOUSE FACTOR. GET OUT!!!!!!

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Waffle House locations are closing across Florida

[Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids]

A quick reminder as #HurricaneIan is about to hit Florida that back in 2013 Marco Rubio and then-Congressman Ron DeSantis voted AGAINST aid for Hurricane Sandy

[Gators Daily 🐊 @GatorsDaily]

you either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain

[thomas 🍌 @perfectsweeties]

i’ve been taking some notes

[dory @sammidory]

it’s just so embarrassing how they think they’re “investigating corruption” and democratic gov’t intervention leads to increased reliance when their oppressive ideologies are the literal culprits of both issues

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

republicans have gone absolutely off the rails because what is this LMFAO

[Reductress @Reductress]

Diversity Win! England Has a Boy Queen Now: https://t.co/Zza5iPu5OD