Sami Hazelbaker

you dont mean anything to anyone unless youre useful to them.

[Rob @thegallowboob]

normalize wearing a teacup holster

[Sami Hazelbaker @sammihazeee]

ayeee first post in over a year 🤭

[Sami Hazelbaker @sammihazeee]

I never tweet anymore and it’s sad lol. I always think something and tell myself it would be a great tweet... but do I ever post? No 😂😂😂

[Sami Hazelbaker @sammihazeee]

@shayladailey Atleast you’re not pregnant🤷🏻‍♀️😂 I can’t wait to actually be able@to celebrate 21!

[rose @rosecolavito]

My brother has been begging for a pug for forever. Please twitter, do your thang

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Our brains constantly predict what other people are about to say before they say it.

[Sami Hazelbaker @sammihazeee]

My cat had her kittens today ❤❤❤

[Sami Hazelbaker @sammihazeee]

#NewProfilePic

[Sami Hazelbaker @sammihazeee]

I haven't worked a full third in forever. I can't wait to get off work, throw all of my clothes off and pass the heck out

[tyler @Tylerjayholden]

this rain makes me want to sleep

[Sami Hazelbaker @sammihazeee]

Guess I'll go on twitter 😂😂😩😩😩

[Sami Hazelbaker @sammihazeee]

I just slayed my face and now I have no where to go 😂😂😂🙄🙄🙄🙄

[Sami Hazelbaker @sammihazeee]

when a customer pisses you off so you have to bite your tongue so you don't get fired 🙄🙄🙄🙄😩😩😩😩😩

[Jake Lee 🤙🏽 @JakeLee_19]

"My ex screwed me up" is not an excuse to treat the next person whose willing to give you the world, like crap. Ur an Adult. Act like one

[Sami Hazelbaker @sammihazeee]

I love me some A$AP Rocky 💥💋💕

[Sami Hazelbaker @sammihazeee]

I hate when u can clearly see blur marks in a picture near waists or asses where they tried to edit the size 😑😭😂

[LaurenWilson @Lallin_m]

It really blows my mind to see people not put their kids first

[NorthernRyan @ryno752]

"Bill Nye the Science Guy!"

The whole classroom: BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL

[Hehe Protocol @HeheProtocol]

Stefan Dušan pride of mighty Serbia

[Sami Hazelbaker @sammihazeee]

I need female friends that like to smoke like I do, but I guess I'll never find anyone who can keep up :-(