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[sammi @sammiontheweb]

why can't i retweet myself it's 2014

[abby govindan @abbygov]

Emily in Paris was originally about an Indian girl who moves to Paris but when I pitched it, the network executives spit in my face and called me racial slurs. The following week I repitched the exact same concept with a white girl and now I’m nominated for two Golden Globes

[Ayanna Pressley @AyannaPressley]

You want to thank Black women?

Cancel student debt -- all of it.

Black women carry more student debt than any other group in America.

Save your words of appreciation. Policy is our love language.

[kenzie @kenzhadley]

yesterday i completed a chore that i’ve been putting off for 5 months. it took me 20 minutes. i will learn nothing from this

[paige @paigeemadelinee]

are we ever gonna process the collective trauma of last year or are we just gonna sweep it under the rug like my family walking into church after screaming at each other in the car

[a l e x i s @_lexilulu]

Pandemic or not why do y’all get so close to people in line at the store

[Billy Baldwin @BillyBaldwin]

Rudy... not the sharpest tool in the Four Seasons Total Landscaping shed. 🤪

[Ben Verret @verretor]

Americans: Why do foreigners care so much about our elections?
US military bases:

[sin ✰ @cindymuro_]

if I had a boyfriend I would simply love him in private because loving a man is embarrassing

[sammi @sammiontheweb]

@JaredHill96 sir it's mamma mia i thought i educated you enough with my singing

[sammi @sammiontheweb]

@jayy_ordan i said something about my W2 then an accounting account started following me!!!!! i screamed

[Astro Poets @poetastrologers]

Week of 2/4 in Virgo: You're still in a state of turmoil, trying to know which direction to go. You don't have to decide just yet. It's more important now to collect data, analyze what might be the right choice. You don't have to do anything before you're ready. Soon you will be.