Sammy

My life is a bad sitcom right now. Laugh with me.

[Sammy @sammiousv]

I'M DATING SOMEONE AND ITS CRAZY RIGHT NOW but he's so full of ideas, it's fun

[MARC REBILLET @marcrebillet]

❤️

[Sammy @sammiousv]

Love this

[shojo bubbles 🫧✨ @mahoufruit]

Yup, this is good mhm mhm
https://t.co/M8wwpzVe6V

[BTC @BadazzzTC]

Just bc i no longer want you around as friends DOSENT mean there’s beef. We obviously grew apart and have different views. I STILL want you to EAT , we just cant be at the same table

[Sammy @sammiousv]

Retweeting this threat. So sincere and sweet

[? @thechynnabee]

The other night I was about to start recording my speech improvement when my nurse came in to see me before she left. It was her first day on the job and she was the sweetest thing ever.

Also I was still in ICU the next day so I saw her again! I saw her today too🥺😭

[zahra @ZahraOfLagos]

makeup tutorial for getting a man ❤️

[Sammy @sammiousv]

@GHardstark where you in a Fresh Off The Boat episode!?

[Sammy @sammiousv]

Bill Nye jammin to @lizzo on the runway is my mood for the year

[Sammy @sammiousv]

I've always thought Jim Carrey is daddy material. There i said it. #jimcarrey #daddy #fightme #ChangeMyMind

[Sammy @sammiousv]

SING IT,GIRL

[Tom Rosenthal @tomrosenthal]

Fenn, my nearly 4 year old daughter, recorded her first ever solo song today. She came up with all the words herself and I helped her a little bit with the tune. It’s called ‘Dinosaurs in Love’. 🦕❤️🦕

[Crooked Media @CrookedMedia]

Chills. Sobs. @jsampancake's #LovettorLeaveIt rant may or may not cause both.

https://t.co/TP9MbticCp

[Sammy @sammiousv]

I'M CRYING

[Sammy @sammiousv]

I'm that kinda person where i take a bunch of nudes just so i can look at them later and be like "Damn girl you're hot"
#feelinmyself #walkyourfineassoutthedoor

[Sammy @sammiousv]

I'm 24 and i don't know how to parallel park or how to fry food

[Sammy @sammiousv]

I'm actually very content with the people i have in my life right now. I'm not saying i don't want to make new friends. But i am just happy with my company now. If i did meet someone new, I'd feel bad for not making plans to hang out wit them immediately #bffs2018

[Sammy @sammiousv]

#rt WHERE THO!?

[Sammy @sammiousv]

#AskingForAFriend
Where do you go to get your butthole bleached?

[Sammy @sammiousv]

Meeting internet friends for the first time is one of my favorite feelings i gotta say. Its feeling nervous, yet comfortable at the same time. #crushonfriends

[Sammy @sammiousv]

#AskingForAFriend
Where do you go to get your butthole bleached?