Samantha Tewksbary

[Samantha Tewksbary @sammitewksbary]

This baby needs to sleep!!!!

[Samantha Tewksbary @sammitewksbary]

I first fine it kind of funny, I find it kind of sad, the dreams in which I'm dying, are the best I've ever had.

[Samantha Tewksbary @sammitewksbary]

The only thing I want that is white and frozen is a Pina Colada

[Samantha Tewksbary @sammitewksbary]

They say it not the size of ship but the motion of the ocean but baby when the ship is big...DAMN the ride is so much better :)

[Samantha Tewksbary @sammitewksbary]

Telling someone with anxiety Calm down', 'Get over it', 'Move forward', is like telling a blind person 'Just look harder.'

[Samantha Tewksbary @sammitewksbary]

If you kneel before God, you can stand before any man.

[Samantha Tewksbary @sammitewksbary]

My babies are so fucking cute!

[Samantha Tewksbary @sammitewksbary]

This concussion is killing me! 😭😭

[Samantha Tewksbary @sammitewksbary]

If you expect me to behave myself, it's going to cost extra.

[Samantha Tewksbary @sammitewksbary]

I will not be a naughty girl. I will not be a naughty girl. I will not be a naughty girl. I will not... Ah, hell. Who am I kidding?

[Samantha Tewksbary @sammitewksbary]

sometimes I get a thought in my head and it falls right out of my mouth before I can stop it... think my flap is broken.

[Samantha Tewksbary @sammitewksbary]

The Babadook!!!

[Samantha Tewksbary @sammitewksbary]

Have you ever just looked at someone and known the wheel was turning but the hamster was dead?