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Great moments are born from great opportunity. she/her

[Charli Huxley @ImKnotTheOne]

“You shouldn’t speak ill of the deceased”

No….. the deceased should have been better people when alive.

Lindsey Graham doesn’t get a pass for being a repugnant, vile and reprehensible creature.🤷🏽‍♀️

[Mike (not a) Rothschild @rothschildmd]

Remember Lindsey Graham like he would have wanted: shaking with giddy anticipation over American boys dying by the thousands invading an Iranian island.

[jordan @JordanUhl]

Trump is watching the Fox News feed of himself watching Fox News

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

The second birthright citizenship was upheld, MAGA started talking about:

Sterilization requirements for women.
Visa denials for pregnant women.
ICE targeting pregnant women.

So when they tell you they’re pro-life and pro-women, it’s all bullshit.

[Janice Hough @leftcoastbabe]

GOP lost their minds when Lloyd Austin did not divulege he was hospitalized for two weeks after prostate cancer surgery in 2024.

Meanwhile Rep. Tom Kean was MIA for four months

And has anyone in GOP released ANY update on Mitch McConnell who was hospitalized over two weeks ago?

[Christopher Ingraham🦗 @_cingraham]

We've learned of two new cases of police officers using Flock to stalk wives, girlfriends and exes, bringing our running tally to 20. If you're aware of any that we missed, drop us a line! We can protect your anonymity if needed, and will not identify victims.

[Assal Rad @AssalRad]

Students were arrested for protesting this.

[Reuters @Reuters]

Israeli authorities and security forces deliberately targeted Palestinian children, resulting in genocide, crimes against humanity and war crimes in Gaza, and war crimes in the occupied West Bank, an independent UN inquiry said https://t.co/61poVhRzmR

[Brindans Brün-Jöhan @McCartyDangles]

He literally changed his story though

He lied on the stand

They all did

The groupchat that was inadmissible evidence (for some reason) proved that

[Professor Joe Butcher 🇵🇸 @Nixon_Robocop]

Why are they interviewing Brett howden? It’s well known he can’t recall important details of his life.

[♰ 𝙽𝚊𝚎𝚝𝚘 @fw_naetoblaq]

“I asked ChatGPT” yeah well I asked my autistic friend whose pattern recognition gives her borderline prophetic accuracy even though no one ever listens to her because she’s awkward and has bad timing and says the wrong thing and has no control over her body or volume or brain or

[illegally blonde @illegallybIond3]

no matter how many goals he scores, brett howden's legacy will always be abandoning a drunk girl crying while being sexually abused because it made him uncomfortable — and then lying about it. crucial evidence was not admitted into court because howden "couldn't remember"

[mau 🏒 @sidmeowsby]

look i know cale makar can’t play right now but have we tried putting him on the bench anyway. i’m not saying make him play i’m saying maybe the problem here is that the avs need his presence like they’re horror movie children and he’s their crusty emotional support haunted doll

[Assal Rad @AssalRad]

$50,000,000,000 to kill little girls and raise gas prices, all in the service of Israel.

Imagine how that money could have helped Americans?

[delaney @delaneyhwill]

sports are actually great for anxious people like why be worried about my job when i can be worried about 23 men who do not know i exist

[Patrick De Haan @GasBuddyGuy]

Every. Single. State. Has higher gas prices today compared to a week ago. Biggest jumps:
IN +84c/gal (yes, 84 cents in a WEEK)
MI +72c/gal
OH +60c/gal
IL +39c/gal
NM +37c/gal

[Brandon Weichert @WeTheBrandon]

The 96-hour non-war-war has both ended and begun. It had been won and is ongoing. Similarly, the non-war-war has both obliterated Iran’s nuclear program but the conflict must be sustained until Iran’s nuclear weapons program is obliterated.

[Steve “Dangle” Glynn @Steve_Dangle]

Jamie Benn has been fined or suspended in four out of the last five *playoffs*, including a suspension in 2023 *for cross-checking*. There isn't an acceptable justification for this decision. Deeply unserious.

[myles brown @mdotbrown]

This is third time someone tried to kill that man it’s not news anymore I’m trying to watch the playoffs

[Citizens for Ethics @CREWcrew]

The spouse of a House Intelligence Committee member bought stock in a quantum computing company weeks before its share price skyrocketed after being awarded a defense contract.

Do you see why we need a congressional stock trading ban?

https://t.co/DXejBGOHxe