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[samantha @sammm_a901]

Why can’t I be as pretty as @amzi_turner? It really isn’t fair 🙄

[samantha @sammm_a901]

Currently sitting on the floor outside Eric’s office listening to him present his first live… https://t.co/vIQ8pxLkgW

[Eric Fleming @efleming18]

@stimms and I have started Function Junction! A podcast all about @AzureFunctions! Check out Ep1 now and stay tuned! https://t.co/8lJlkI923F

[ami turner @amzi_turner]

Day 3 of "dieting" and justifying the Belgium waffle I just stuffed down my throat. self control & I just really dont see eye to eye...

[samantha @sammm_a901]

100 days until I marry my best friend & this Miss becomes a Mrs!… https://t.co/SeIrvhGc91

[samantha @sammm_a901]

@amzi_turner very accurate 🙈😂

[samantha @sammm_a901]

Save-the-dates for our wedding have just been ordered! 👰🏻💕#ForeverFleming

[ami turner @amzi_turner]

Can't believe my baby brother graduates college today! What a proud big sister I am 💕👨🏼‍🎓

[samantha @sammm_a901]

@daniellertt no boyfriends until you're 30 😘😘😘

[samantha @sammm_a901]

Someone needs to pressure wash the shit out of these Chicago train stations... 😖😷🤢

[Country Sayings @countrysayingss]

Laugh about all the times we counted pennies, buy some land with a good view to start a family, baby grow old with me... #FloridaGeorgiaLine

[samantha @sammm_a901]

If only my rolls were cute... 😒😒😒 https://t.co/BQQ6XayyS7

[ami turner @amzi_turner]

If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all - as I bite my tongue so hard it bleeds 😊

[samantha @sammm_a901]

As if I wasn't emotional enough this morning. A bunch of veterans in wheelschairs just came through the airport and now I'm bawling... 😭❤🇺🇸

[samantha @sammm_a901]

I could be in the air & on my way home right now but I'm stuck in the Chicago airport... 😒😒😒

[samantha @sammm_a901]

I miss my sweet tan skin & sun kissed glow! 💕☀️👙👣

[ami turner @amzi_turner]

working out of town all week should be illegal.

[ami turner @amzi_turner]

13 year old Ami (inappropriate, I know) is SCREAMING knowing in just one hour my life long dream of seeing Bowling For Soup is coming true😱😍

[ami turner @amzi_turner]

"I don't know if I like toaster strudels" -Craig, who is apparently the worst kind of monster and now I have to break up with him 💔