samantha howard

a one star yelp review come to life. she/her

[𝐬𝐨𝐯 ᯓ ✈︎ @sovietsoleri]

things keep happening that make me want a cigarette

[kenzi @kenzianidiot]

crazy that my body cant tell the difference between answering a text and being chased in the woods

[trash jones @jzux]

god's plan for me is super weird so far

[Jenni @hashjenni]

this is how i tell stories

[nay🎀. @fineassnayyyy]

“DONT PISS ME OFF” is heavy in my vocabulary 🤣

[MK! @stuckkuppk]

if u don’t wanna see me everyday i don’t wanna be with you thats my honest to god truth

[des @dotnetschizo]

my favourite turn based strategy game

[samantha howard @sammm_howard]

Real

[nat @sunnyontv]

he's insane do you guys hear me insane holding on to that high of a note with no change no prior warm up he's INSANE

[CHRIS @bamfartgera]

I mostly smoke weed and try to figure what’s wrong with me

[Not Will @khalnero]

Nah man people are in LOVE

(Claiming this for myself)

[Meg @heirmeg]

no this how a pancake supposed to look

[Jenni @hashjenni]

I don’t want to fix my spending habits. I want to afford them.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

“I can't wait to have fun on my day off”

Me on my day off: