my grandma got a taser for christmas. she’s trying to use it on everyone and told her boyfriend not to piss her off again or she was gonna light his ass up. happy holidays y’all, it’s time for more wine :)
Renovating a house isn’t as fun as HGTV makes it look like and if Tyler and I make it through this without killing each other we will make it through anything 🙃
Name something worse than when you need something to work and it doesn't then your Wife starts in on the "I told you..... You should have listened.... well if you woulda... etc"
Tyler and I are having our first night away from carter except for our wedding night.. we have been gone for 2.5 hours and I’m crying because I miss my lil babe
My wife and I enjoy ordering food that the other person hates to make sure we do not eat one another's leftovers. But, sometimes my slight discomfort is worth pissing her off. #NewlyWeds
Tyler - we need to let carter sleep on his own in his crib so he gets used to it
Also Tyler - ⬇️⬇️
I think carter secretly has him wrapped around his finger and he can’t resist the snuggs
@SydBirdd So so excited for you!! ❤️❤️ I felt like the week leading up to my induction took forever but enjoy it because it all goes by so fast afterwards! You are going to be so great
A year ago today I told my mom and grandma I was pregnant in the parking lot of a hibachi with a card that said “our family is growing by 2 little feet and 1 little heart beat” and my mom thought I was getting another dog because she was so in shock 😂