Sam🌺

I have issues🥭I like stuff I relate to, or find funny. Good luck telling them apart

[Sam🌺 @sammmmango]

@beezlebruhxx That’s litaly me

[Sam🌺 @sammmmango]

Guess who did a full pull up no warm up💪💪

[⚚Sage @belikesagee]

there has been a british voice in my head saying “bit sad innit” for the past few weeks.

[Sam🌺 @sammmmango]

What happened to my summer??? I should not be starting the new semester tomorrow 😵‍💫

[🍎⋆˚꩜｡ ๑ï @Spadiddle]

Let’s be spiky with mama…..

[Sam🌺 @sammmmango]

@oninakrillion Well have you??

[Sam🌺 @sammmmango]

Have any of y’all ever fallen for a phishing email or scam text?

[Sam🌺 @sammmmango]

@oninakrillion No I was curious if anyone actually has

[Ethereal @EtherealAmphib]

when I have to comfort someone I feel like an alien pretending to be a human

[Sam🌺 @sammmmango]

Guys how do I become a bartender 😣

[Sam🌺 @sammmmango]

@2002tacomasr5 I’m Mexican, that’s my niece or nephew

[Sam🌺 @sammmmango]

All my friends are graduating 😔 guys plz wait for me 😩

[Sam🌺 @sammmmango]

@beezlebruhxx K now when are you coming back to me??

[victoria ♀️ @fatfabfeminist]

they should invent a city where all my friends live right next to me and never leave me and we’re all walking distance from each other and it’s also livable and affordable and everyone is happy

[Sam🌺 @sammmmango]

What the hell kind of karmic debt am I paying right now 😭😭