sammy

🕊

[ezzy @catwomanezzy]

Rome wasn’t built in a day and neither was my hate for men

[✧ @preposterousbbg]

When men refuse to give women leg hair or armpit hair in survival movies but they add a 10 minute graphic rape scene for "realism"

[𝓟𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓪 🐸 @princesalamwane]

The fact that she’s literally the one enduring all the physical consequences of trying for a baby, yet somehow he’s the victim in a cheating scenario that hasn’t even happened

[ˆ𐃷ˆ @flirtaeyeon]

i never thought about this

[jen @KYL0JEN]

Opened my door to grab a package and noticed that my neighbor’s cat was in need of aid

[Shrimp Billionaire @fentanylbrownie]

When the grocery total isn’t looking too bad and you realize they haven’t yet scanned The Item

[Sarah @heyaimsarah]

My neighbor caught me hollering, “You don’t mean that, Patrice” at her dog while it barked at me through the fence.

she immediately took Patrice inside.

[Ol’MurphyBastard @KILL_MURPHY]

Went to see my great nieces and nephews.

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

How it feels after you calm down

[Bella @BellaBaddie__]

Men suddenly become the biggest supporters of “equality” when it means fighting a woman or refusing to give up a seat to a pregnant woman, but the moment equality means answering to a woman, respecting her authority, or paying her the same, they start acting like society is collapsing. The hypocrisy is almost impressive.

[💗 @ma1ybe]

He stood at the sink pretending to do the dishes just to get her to cook, then started an argument so he could storm off and leave her with the dishes he never planned on doing. Men are not lonely enough.

[S I M P H I W E Y I N K O S I @oohsimmy]

A man told me he would leave his child with a bear before he left it with a woman with postpartum depression. I told him I thought it was pretty sad that he would leave his kid with a bear before he just took care of them.

He blocked me.

[Ali🇵🇸🇦🇺 @AlisGoodTweets]

What I like about this is that the actor, Alan Ritchson, seems like the type of person who would do this sort of thing in real life.

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

He adopted a dog that, according to its shelter profile, loved the water… He took it to this place, and this is how it reacted.

[moose @mooseincrisis]

this might legitimately be the funniest video out there. the horses looked genuinely so baffled, like they had no idea what moose was or that we could do that.

[milo edwards @Milo_Edwards]

you can get trump to admit by almost anything by accusing him of not being the number one in the world at something

[spooky sharkie 🦇༉‧₊˚. @hozierlvrs]

behind the scenes of The Descent (2005)