Samantha P. Sheehan

I want to make my parents proud, my enemies jealous and myself satisfied ||

[Samantha P. Sheehan @sammmysheee]

@marshagcoogan has she been saved?!

[Samantha P. Sheehan @sammmysheee]

@G4TXNYCpups has she been saved?!

[Samantha P. Sheehan @sammmysheee]

@ginamluiso I don’t ever go on Twitter and I just saw this and dying 😂

[Samantha P. Sheehan @sammmysheee]

For both sides, listen the fuck up

[Bethenny Frankel @Bethenny]

Good night....it’s okay to disagree, but being negative, critical, combative & nasty to each other is not. Holding onto anger is like drinking poison hoping the other person dies.

[Samantha P. Sheehan @sammmysheee]

@gina_luiso When Gina was just saying she was gonna start saving some money *cough, cough*

[Samantha P. Sheehan @sammmysheee]

STOP HAHA I WATCHED THIS VIDEO AND IT’S SO FUNNY. It’s a Jeffree furby 😂 @gina_luiso

[Shane Dawson @shanedawson]

I love being a father. Don’t worry @JeffreeStar I’ll share custody.

[Samantha P. Sheehan @sammmysheee]

My neighbors upstairs sound like a heard of screaming elephants. Kids, shut up. Mother, get yourself and your children under control.

[Samantha P. Sheehan @sammmysheee]

@gina_luiso Number 3 is wrong

[Samantha P. Sheehan @sammmysheee]

You know what, it’s been too long Twitter... I’m baaaaaack 🙃

[Samantha P. Sheehan @sammmysheee]

#VoteBert for #PuppyBowlXVI MVP!

[Samantha P. Sheehan @sammmysheee]

@gina_luiso OMG YESSSS that was legit me in elementary school. either spaghettios, mac&cheese or ellio’s pizza and i LITERALLY thought i was the coolest kid everrrrrr

[Samantha P. Sheehan @sammmysheee]

anyone remember when your mom packed you mac&cheese or spaghettios in your thermo and you thought you were the coolest kid cause you had something better than just a sandwich? cause i know i did

[Tommy @tomatatall]

Once you go pop socket you never not socket