Vibin Gosling

life is just one big ass trip so you might as well have fun with it while you are here

#RIPmoose

[Vibin Gosling @sammolnar1]

Me: sitting in front office at work
officer: so you have a mini fridge in your volks wagan van?
Me: laughs
Officer: You know you look like the type to move down to mexico, start growing mushrooms on chicken shit, have 4 girls running around you naked calling you el presidente

[Vibin Gosling @sammolnar1]

@Dowskiskiski Mann straight up anything but that.

[Vibin Gosling @sammolnar1]

There is a group of old men gambling for porn at the bar right now. What is life

[Cole Bennett @_ColeBennett_]

take care of your mental health

[Vibin Gosling @sammolnar1]

Nothing feels real any more. Everything just feels fake.

[Vibin Gosling @sammolnar1]

The basement has the best fake margaritas

[Vibin Gosling @sammolnar1]

Jonny Appleseed is my hero

[Vibin Gosling @sammolnar1]

I'm about to be so selfish from now on.

[Vibin Gosling @sammolnar1]

We all about that purple flrup over here

[Vibin Gosling @sammolnar1]

I have better conversation with strangers then with people I know.

[Vibin Gosling @sammolnar1]

I got a dollar raise and someone just tipped me 50 dollars wtf is happening

[Vibin Gosling @sammolnar1]

She just asked if she could corn row my beard

[Vibin Gosling @sammolnar1]

The jewlery store accross the hall just got robbed of a 50,000 dollar chain.

[Vibin Gosling @sammolnar1]

Played hockey again for the first time in like 3 years, on the mudhens field. It was fucking incredible

[Vibin Gosling @sammolnar1]

Was told my aura is green and purple by some random chick at the bar. Is that a good thing?

[Vibin Gosling @sammolnar1]

Convinced momma bear to take shots with me tonight

[Vibin Gosling @sammolnar1]

Currently drinking beer and watching mighty morphing power ranges ant the bar

[Vibin Gosling @sammolnar1]

The people bubble tea brought me a 100 dollar bill and asked me if it was fake. Yo it was fake as fuck first thing that popped out at me was old Benjamin Franklin's eyes were popping out of his head like he just took 7 tabs of acid.

[Vibin Gosling @sammolnar1]

70 year old woman from Scandinavia said my beard is wonderful and reminds her of home

[Vibin Gosling @sammolnar1]

I'd like to give thanks to my lord and savior shrek