Sam Monteau

we all start as strangers

[Sam Monteau @sammonteau]

@meganroutledge Only so he can get all the hot chicks 🤪

[Sam Monteau @sammonteau]

butt srsly the wurst

[Sam Monteau @sammonteau]

nothing keeps me on my toes more than a clogged drain in the shower

[Sam Monteau @sammonteau]

Y’all ever get stuck in an argument and all you can do is look shady cuz you’re not about to rat out people..? I always get the shit 😭

[Sam Monteau @sammonteau]

Kyle just called me a “food girl” after I called him a “phone boy.” So that’s where I’m at

[Sam Monteau @sammonteau]

The best revenge is no revenge. Move on. Be happy.

[Sam Monteau @sammonteau]

One day, the people that didn’t believe in you will tell everyone how they met you.

[Sam Monteau @sammonteau]

“The funny thing is when you start feeling happy alone, that’s when everyone decides to be with you.”
-Jim Carrey

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

Sometimes i wish you bitches love Money instead of misery 🤷🏽‍♀️

[Sam Monteau @sammonteau]

If I could be anyone, I’d be @TEYANATAYLOR 😻

[Khloé @khloekardashian]

You will never ever regret being kind to someone.

[miaya @_Miaya]

John & Chrissy officially win the cutest couple award 😭

[christina rotondo @christinaroto]

my mom put oil on her bird feeder to keep squirrels from stealing the bird food and