Sam O'Rourke

Clumsy and hungry.

[Sam O'Rourke @sammorourke]

I wish I could eat #bacon without stopping and without having a heart attack.

[Sam O'Rourke @sammorourke]

@bbuk if #speidi are going in I can't wait to see @Rylan interview them when they're booted out #CBB

[Sam O'Rourke @sammorourke]

@bbuk Shit better go down in #CBB

[Sam O'Rourke @sammorourke]

My first wisdom tooth is coming through. This is not fun.

[Sam O'Rourke @sammorourke]

I feel like a Sims binge.

[Sam O'Rourke @sammorourke]

.."I'm not weird" and drove off. Couldn't of looked weirder.

[Sam O'Rourke @sammorourke]

..soggy Living Coasts receipt, my tongue out in concentration and I notice a group of bin men staring at me. I got nervous so just said,..

[Sam O'Rourke @sammorourke]

I had to pull over because a spider in my car decided to start spinning a web right in front of my face, I'm trying to move him with a..

[Sam O'Rourke @sammorourke]

I hate coughing when I have a #headache it feels like someone is twatting me over the head with a shovel every two seconds!

[Sam O'Rourke @sammorourke]

Just saw an old convo between me and Kev when we first started speaking. Kev:How do you like your eggs? Me:Fertilised. -Why didn't he run?!😂

[Sam O'Rourke @sammorourke]

I'm tired and grumpy. I need tea, cookies, toast, crisps, chocolate and an all you can eat Chinese. Now.

[Sam O'Rourke @sammorourke]

..I rang Santa because he didn't eat his dinner: cue 45 minutes more crying. He stopped and told me he was hungry. Fml.

[Sam O'Rourke @sammorourke]

Bub was crying for 30 minutes, I asked him if he remembered why he was crying and he didn't so he asked me to remind him. I told him that..

[Sam O'Rourke @sammorourke]

Just noticed I'm flying low! How long has it been like this?! I've been out all day 😱

[Sam O'Rourke @sammorourke]

..-Silly gnome, nobody tells me how much I can eat dammit, challenge accepted.

[Sam O'Rourke @sammorourke]

..you're not going to eat all of that! Me: Bitch better pipe the fuck down. I'm a grown ass woman and I'm having a fucking feast tonight..

[Sam O'Rourke @sammorourke]

Kev: What will you be having for tea? Me: Two lasagnes, a chicken kiev, pulled pork bites, chips and beans..with extra cheese. Kev: No,..

[Sam O'Rourke @sammorourke]

#Trump is President? #R.I.P America. Let the Hunger Games begin and may the odds be ever in your favour. #LiterallyHowHungerGamesStarted

[Sam O'Rourke @sammorourke]

..happened all before half eight. I'm scared at what the day brings..

[Sam O'Rourke @sammorourke]

..through, while he's stuck Bub2 pushed him over and he shouted at me to put her back in my tummy or he's never talking to me again. -This..