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one slice left

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I was having a really good string of days then my back started to hurt so fuck all y'all

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@FargoJeffrey Thank you jefe Jeff #howl

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@FargoJeffrey Thanks for the heads up. Glad I to catch the last moments of a legendary career.

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developing a food allergy in your 30s is a hell of thing

we had some good times, avocados

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swiping through instagram stories just for targeted ads

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Me:

Bidet owners: do you know what you are doing to your asshole when you wipe the poop!?

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#fbf @Timberwolves @cavs 🥲

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This makes me so happy RT @rickyrubio9: Great win! What a game by @kevinlove Triple double. Congrats!! He is balling!

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@missjackson75 @RexChapman blair walsh's career ended the same way it started, partnered with significant pain.

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happy 75th birthday @nba i love you

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@ITYSL

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@ITYSL

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my apartment's radiators are having their first spits and hisses of the season

i am at peace

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@FargoJeffrey So excited. My hopes are high and bright.

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@Catfeesh_Goree serving baby

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today is my last day working at a grocery store. tomorrow i work at a restaurant.

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@B_HedtkeNBA Ndubi Ebi

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@ITYSL because we have a rule here that no matter what time it is on fri day you have to share the fully loaded tweet

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@FargoJeffrey Thanks Jeff! Yankees game tomorrow - wondering if it is now appropriate to rock wolves gear at the game because ARod

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.@elisearmani when she sees a chonky dog on a walk

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@modeloprince its dreadful. im on my 2nd playthrough, it doesnt make it hurt less. 🕯️