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[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

A record deal: Ravens free-agent punter Jordan Stout reached agreement today with the Giants on a three-year, $12.3 million deal that makes him the NFL’s highest-paid punter and reunites him with his former head coach John Harbaugh, per ESPN sources. The deal cannot be signed until Wednesday.

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[Jeff Passan @JeffPassan]

Right-hander Dylan Cease and the Toronto Blue Jays are in agreement on a seven-year, $210 million contract, pending a physical, sources tell ESPN. The defending American League champions get one of the best arms on the free agent market.

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@GoGetEmGoose learn to hit a fastball

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[Toronto Blue Jays @BlueJays]

CAME. TO. PLAY. #lightsupletsgo

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[Toronto Blue Jays @BlueJays]

EXHALE. #lightsupletsgo

FINAL: Blue Jays 11, Yankees 9

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@FriedgeHNIC post the return

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@FriedgeHNIC get on your shit and post the contract