Sam

[Buffalo Wild Wings @BWWings]

Everyone who retweets this gets free wings if the game goes to overtime.

[it’s just meera @meeracleshappen]

replace Ellen with Troy and Abed in the morning

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

AMERICAN HERO!

[introvert @introvertsmemes]

*wakes up*

“Yep I’m definitely gonna nap today at some point”

[Domino's Pizza @dominos]

We
really
really
really
really
really
really
really
really
really
really
really
really
really
really
really
really
really
really
really
need you to give pineapple on pizza a chance.

[FMChauncy @ChauncySmartt]

Today’s date, 2-20-2018, looks like it’s stuttering. https://t.co/05FHODzwiS

[Northwest Missouri State UPD @NW_UPD]

It’s big/lil season & UPD just got their matches 💗💗💗💗

[Some Random Guy @Sammyveli]

"Sir, OJ Simpson is downstairs. He says he wants to talk about the album"

[drew @andrewtahn]

@DanceGodPls Galveston Beach, TX**

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

He's playing real life fruit ninja😂😂🔥 https://t.co/9dYvjqvE7y

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

WHY DID THE DOG START SCREAMING https://t.co/Ks2Ucd6h5n

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

"how's life going?"
me: https://t.co/TdtOjiXPHq

[WORLD STAR FANS @WorIdStarComedy]

RT for Whataburger
Like for In-N-Out

[Whataburger® @Whataburger]

Notre Dame can still get a win by stopping by Whataburger on the way out of Texas